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# That is bleedin' fantastic

good afternoon people
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Good Afternoon
the Dutch inventor Mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# ...a giant!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Laugh all you want

BIG BEER suckas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# laughing WITH you.....:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# A MIDGET!
In 1939, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre tripped over and landed in a bowl of hot washing. “It was really annoying,” said the maniacal creator of worlds, “I used to be 6 foot tall, but now, and what a lot of people don’t know, is that I am only actually 171/16 inches tall.”

“I was so pissed off with the cunting laundry that I decided to wage war on Poland. I was actually with my mate Adolf at the time. He said that I should calm down and sleep on it, but I was so enraged that I told him to fuck off. In retrospect, that was a bit harsh as he was a lovely man, and had only just got a new tattoo. It was of a Sanskrit word meaning Lucky.

“Anyway, as I was so little, nobody saw me start it all, so they blamed poor old Adie. Oh well....”


(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Oh Sush
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:29, archived)
# bless you
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Did anything happen here in these past days?

I have a feeling everybody just went on posting images and replying to them, even though I clearly wasn't around.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# More or less...
Occasional ranting and/or WTFing about b3tards culling stuff, but pretty much as you've guessed it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# it all went on hold while you were busy in the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# It just looks that way
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Oh hey there.
As you were away, I took it upon myself to invade Pohnpei in Micronesia. It didn't end well. I shall walk with a limp forever more.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:34, archived)
# And I shall never play the violin again.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)