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# an elephant named Phil escaped from West Midlands Safari Park...
...and managed to get all the way back to Africa.

On his second day of wandering round the plains he encountered the fabled Elephant Grave Yard.

An old and decrepit elephant was already there so Phil approached him. The old elephant said 'Have you come here to die?'

and Phil replied, 'No, I came here yesterdie'.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# *facepalm* Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# it's the only sensible reaction
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I'm a fan of the terrible pun. It's a weakness
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I declare this excruciatingly painful pun day.
Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Everyday
is painful pun day on b3ta.com.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Tis true ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)
# painful puns? That's intereSTING

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)
# you're too smart
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# No need to be a grOUCH about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# You've throbbed me of my dignity

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)
# That' scold that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
elephant's with regional British accent jokes are always win!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Well that one was certainly done by the Goons so it's at least fifty years old.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I fucking hope so
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)