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# DRAGONS!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Monkey eating pickles!
whilst humping stoats!!!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# i may eat the occasional pickle
but i draw the line at humping stoats
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I have m&m's!
yeah!

tasty chemically toxic waste m&m's!

:D
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# don't taunt me with your chocolatey baubles discomeats
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# oh, ok
*zips back up*
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# those aren't chocolatey baubles
those are shitty nuts. have you been hiding snickers in your undies?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# yes, it explains the way I've been walking
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# peanuts under the foreskin can chafe
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# isn't that the best feeling ever!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# i don't know
for i have no foreskin, nor anything to attach one to if i had it
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Here's one I made earlier:
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# \o/
fuck yeah, just where is that cement!?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I told you!
My neighbour used it to build his pond!

Fucking cunts!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# *glees*
it's even a proper dragony colour!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Oh fuck yes.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Glorious!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)