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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)
# this is why one should consume irn bru
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Ah, but then
you get Irn-Brucellosis. Nasty.

The 375 ml cans here are far superior to the European 330 ml.

edit: have a couple of CFBs from today's outing...

 
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Irn Bru is absolutely rank and people only drink it out of sheer belligerence.
I have spoken.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I sell tons of it
It's the ex-pat Sweaties who buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Crikey.
The only ex-pat items I buy here are Marmite and Polos.

Oi, k3b/-\b, what's a good polo substitute here?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Steeplechase?
*comedy trombone*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Ba-dum *tish*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Oh fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# what's wrong with polos?
You could try steamrollers...

and of course vegemite is vastly superior to marmite.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# You're wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Paddington Bear prefers Marmite
Marmite is better. QED
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I've not found any here apart from the ex-pat food shop
and they're rather pricey...

Personally, I do't ind any of the ***ites, but Mk 1 Borisette is highly discerning.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# marmite is about $8 for one of those tiny jars in the states
i take 3 big fuck-off jars every time i come home
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Pffft...could've been Boke Cola

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)