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# trifles are unpleasant
they contain custard and often bananas.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# 0_0
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# it's not my fault, i dislike trifle
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# *hatches plan*
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# if the plan involves bananas or custard
i will blow some serious chunks
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# So where's the bad part?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# this^^
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Also,
I really want some banoffee pie now!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# you just crossed a line
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Why?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# bananas are nice
bananas in stuff is ok
banana flavoured stuff can FUCK OFF
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Whoa whoa whoa!
I have never in my life had banana "flavoured" banoffee pie. Only ever with real bananas.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# yes but they are no longer banana shaped, are they?
bananas are not an ingredient
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Well no, they are sliced.
But still.

I suspect that you just enjoy eating phallic foodstuffs you big perv! ;)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# i shall brook no argument on the subject
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Yeah, I thought as much!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# i don't like custard
and my hatred of bananas borders on the pathological
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# You're a freak!
;)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# well i know that!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# so bananas in custard with sprinkles is out, then?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# very much so
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Banananas and Custards
Are my favourite Puddings.

Especially if it's Birds Instant Custards
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# all my favourite puddings involve chocolate
apart from cheesecake
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Chocolate ?
It's just Brown Lard.
Made so that wimmin and vegemablatarians can eat lard without the guilt.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# it's tasty!
chocolate, that is, not lard
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# not any of our trifles
they contain mostly sponge cake, fruit, jelly and fresh cream - and at this time of year we usually soak the sponge in sherry *hic*
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# that sounds nice
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# we call them "boozy" trifles
they are very nice - we do a non boozy one for the kids/drivers etc. at Christmas party's.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# my mum's trifles always involve custard
as she's a caterer, she makes them quite a lot.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# ah yes
for some reason, catering companies always use the custard trifle. (schools factory's etc) For why I have no idea as I hate custard.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# mum loves custard
she's always done the food for family parties, so catering seemed like the logical next step
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# people have trifles WITHOUT sherry? what MADNESS is this?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# People have Sherry Trifle
Without a layer of custard between the jelly and the cream ?

It's Political Correctness Gone Mad !
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Custard is good and I've never had a trifle with a banana but it sounds nyom
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# the only good thing about custard
is that you can walk on it
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# but then it tastes funny
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# it tastes funny anyway
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)