Oh, also the amount of time bear grylls is on telly
and awesomeness levels.
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:21,
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Actually that is exactly this kind of correlation
awesomeness levels go up the more he is on telly, despite there not being a direct causal link. His programs always include all sorts of awesomeness independent from him.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:27,
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ELK R DEADLY
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:31,
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Did you know that the European Elk and the American Moose are the same species
and that in America they have a thing they call an Elk because it reminded the settlers of European Elk and they didn't realise at the time that European Elk live there too? So they called it an Elk and then they got further north and found actual Elk and didn't have anything to call it because they'd already used up the name Elk on the other things that aren't really Elk but which reminded them of Elk, so they called it a Moose.
The things they call Elk are also called Wapiti sometimes too.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:40,
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ELK!
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:45,
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(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:07,
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Fuck These Idiots
No seriously, fuck off to all the people who think the word 'wank' is funny or want some lewd double meaning out of the Image Challenge and the popular press.
I'm a Science teacher and I WILL use this graph in my lessons as an illustration. Thank you.
(ousggis not seeking approval,
Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:50,
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huh-huh
wank
(kingsuperspecialis in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:56,
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Funny an' all...
But as it rains harder and more people use umbrellas, the puddles get bigger, and coalesce, and there are less of them, not more! I still like it.