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[challenge entry] Two Wongs don't make a White.

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(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Lacist!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Ah! Mind piss!
If you've written mind piss under my post I will laugh so hard...
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Arf!
How is everyone? All had good christmas times?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Yes, indeed Dr Sushi.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Aye, not too bad.
Just starting to get the post christmas comedown though. Did you get any good presents? All you wanted?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Not bad.
You got a Ph.D did you? When did that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Yes, I got it 24th November,
I am very proud of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Oh fuck do we have to call you Doctor now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Yes,
I would like you to call me either

a) Dr Ape

or

b) Dr Water
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Can we compromise on Waper?
Dr. Waper
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# No, because that isn't comical.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# It sounds like Raper.
Sure it's comical.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# That is why I said Ape.
You've ruined the joke now Mu. Christmas is ruined :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Good. You didn't get me a present you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# You didn't get me a present either.
I thought you would give us the animation for christmas :(

Christmas is ruined!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Noice!
I'm submitting in March hopefully. Wish me luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Good luck!
Mine was horrendously easy to get.

As explained here: How redsushi became a Doctor....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Haha!
A b3ta doctorate is highly-prized indeed.

This whole chemistry lark'll never catch on...
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Exactement!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I dunno...
*has a new paper*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I want to read it.
So that I can say "Yeah, I read that, IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Have this one instead...
pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/cg800769z
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I'm bored with the title....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I ate food
Im not not at home anymore
It's good.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I just got back after being back home for 5 days.
It was nice. I have spent the last 3 days playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. It is FUCKING AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Sorry Ttssattsr!
I also played some Beatles Rock Band.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I spent 7 days not playing it
Im playing it now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I can very much understand
all the fuss now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I've played it for 5 days 8 hours online so far. Im a loser
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Nah,
you're alright. I had a 5 kill streak earlier :D I was very proud of myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Do you play on xbox, ps3 or pc?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Abacus.
Or, it may have been a PS3.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I might be buying it tomorrow, I could come shoot you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Sadly it isn't my ps3. It was my sister's boyfriends.
But I really want one now, and if I get the job that I am going for an interview for this week, I shall buy one with my first paycheck :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# xbox
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Nah fuck that, not paying for live gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# You have to pay to go online with the xbox?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# How much?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# My record is 36
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I know, but you're a loser.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Oh, I had a question.
How do you get the harrier?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# 7 kills
And wait, it's 34 not 36 :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Piss out my ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Rectal Prolapse.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Did you break anything over Christmas, Michael?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Only a bottle of beer!
NOTHING OF MY PERSON! But my wrist has all swelled up in the cold weathers. What did you get for christmas Samweiss?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# hope the wrist gets better soon mate
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Cheers.
I think that it probably will be painful forever when it is really cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Music and some SR60i's to appreciate it with.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Sweet.
I got a build your own periscope kit, a new scarf, money, a big book about the history of film and a nice book about Ernest Hemingway with some super awesome photos from his life in. Oh, and a Guitar Hero 5 t-shirt. And lots of beer and cider and cigarettes :D

EDIT: I have just been reading about those headphones. They sound pretty cool. I have only ever used Sennheisers myself. But I rarely use headphones now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Lacist!
Sulery.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Pissed minds - well it is Christmas :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# yes RACIST :D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# could this be
any more wacist?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Dan Brown would say it was Macist!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I still don't know what game to buy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)