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# You did some poo on your finger. Also hell fuck this cider is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:57, archived)
# hell fuck yeah
i have scotch, beer, weed and headphones. i've just run out of smokes though SO BAD NEWS THERE.

DAMN.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:05, archived)
# Fuck yes good evenings.
Kentish Strong Cider here, A Place To Bury Strangers on my Grados and one lonely Lucky Strike left.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:06, archived)
# excellent news :)
not yet midnight here & i'm off to obtain more cigs.

WISH ME LUCK

(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:12, archived)
# Bring me back some. It's 4am and I'm fucked otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:12, archived)
# ok guys, i'm back with the cigs
SMOKE UP
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:37, archived)
# I WANT TO MAKE A SANDWICH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:40, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRQGCrEvApc
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:56, archived)
# Oh fuck. Elbow wins again.
Karp and Lungfish in their similar artists too. I am ALL OVER RYE COALITION.

Much a fan of Lungfish, by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:05, archived)
# nope, i'll give them a listen..
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:15, archived)
# Feral Hymns is their best.
Necrophones and Love is Love follow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:48, archived)
# I thought I had.
Then I found a couple of packs. I'll share if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:07, archived)
# hello happy new decade
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:06, archived)
# Hello Zeltergiset.
Happy New Tree. Or at least happy beards.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:07, archived)
# Have you been raucously celebrating
It took me four goes to write raucous and it still looks wrong
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:08, archived)
# I HAVE NOT. Family commitment garbage this year. A litre of cider will help.
I can only assume you drank your weight in BEER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:09, archived)
# Like some sort of man
then I came home and for some reason decided to watch a womanly film. to balance it out i guess.

It does have zooey... desch... desh... dejzh... zooey in though.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:13, archived)
# Dibs on Zooey Deschanel.
DIBS DIBS DIBS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:15, archived)
# Dear god,
why I have never heard of her before?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)
# Dibs dibs dibs bagsy dibs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)
# She is pretty and she is married to a guy from a band
But I reckon you could do it colonel. fight ttssattsr
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:19, archived)
# for like number one contender or mandatory challenger or whatever that position is called in the pro fighting world
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:20, archived)
# I called dibs, you fat drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:23, archived)
# fine i get marina and the colonel gets natasha or whatever that other one was called
You can't have them all bro.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:24, archived)
# What. I'm the reason you know Marina. She's mine too. I'm not so worried about Natasha.
YOU'RE BEING VERY UPSETTING.
AlsodibsonHayley.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)
# sorry i'm very emotional right now
we can talk about this in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)
# It is the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:31, archived)
# Oh yeah okay fine
Fine, fine, whatever, you can have marina. But I call seconds on whichever one of the two you don't marry. fair? fair.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)
# ACCEPTABLE.
I'm glad we've resolved this peacefully. Your reward is to keep drinking until sunrise.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:34, archived)
# I'll settle for one of:
Eva Green
Audrey Tautou
or
the 1980s model Miryam D'Abo.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)
# I can only hope
that this is your b3ta stats quote...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:24, archived)
# Colonel Boris did so much wee in the sink.
C'moonnn quote pixies.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:27, archived)
# Ha! Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:28, archived)
# Zeltergiset secretly told me he is gay with
bees.

If my quote isn't this I'll cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)
# Ttssattsr is fat and gross on purpose so expectations of him are lower
That one might be too long :C
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:32, archived)
# Oh gosh, Ben.
Oh gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)
# passes the tissues.

( You've seen the pic)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)
# LOLs
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)
# I might as well.
I've got an entry in The Bastard Log with Mrs Boris for undefined reasons, so I may as well add fighting for the attentions of other pretty women...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:23, archived)
# Get 'em dukes up!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)
# Wait what did you do to her ftp
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:29, archived)
# Buggered if I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:49, archived)
# Not a good start :C
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:53, archived)
# I'll live.
I think she just has a cold and a hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:54, archived)
# Is australia nice?
I asked captain howdy a while ago if australia was nice. EMBARASSING. Too many military types on here.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:56, archived)
# It's lovely.
Weather's been a bit grim over the last couple of weeks, but it's great.
(p.s. - I'm not militray (ex or otherwise), it's a character from The Man With The Golden Gun who brainwashes Bond into trying to kill M)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:58, archived)
# IDENTITY THEFT
oh my god oh my god 99999999
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:59, archived)
# "99999999"
*Notes down zeltergiset's PIN*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:55, archived)
# I've never ironed with an elephant before.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:57, archived)
# Makes stuff real flat
Try it
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:57, archived)
# ttssattsr
pick a card any card..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:39, archived)
# N.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:39, archived)
# OKAY I picked one in my head
Now guess
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:47, archived)
# 4 of clubs
I went for the 5 of diamonds but then I changed my mind.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:59, archived)
# no actually ace of spades because double bluff
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:03, archived)
# Fuck it. I'm going to listen to Bomber by Motorhead.
FUCK IT.

Motoerhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:09, archived)