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# Hello, my American west coast friend.
Was I right? Did I get it right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:02, archived)
# NO EAST FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:03, archived)
# Shit shit shit I meant east. I meant it. Fuck.
Never Eat Shredded Wheat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:07, archived)
# Why not? Because it tastes of arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:18, archived)
# What does arse taste like?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:41, archived)
# Shredded wheat. Haven't you been paying attention?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:42, archived)
# Yes!
But I've never tasted arse so I needed expert advice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:44, archived)
# Eat shredded wheat then. Or lick someone's arse. Up to you really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:46, archived)
# It's ok. I'll take the advice of a man who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:48, archived)
# I was crowned arse eater of the year 2002, 2003 and 2005.
I would have had 2004 too, but the guy I was competing against was doped up to the teeth man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:50, archived)
# YARD SARD
YARD. SARD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:51, archived)
# I like how whichever mental wrote that and didn't notice also has access to power tools
and thought that it was necessary to screw it to the pole.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:54, archived)
# YARD SARD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:54, archived)
# YARD SARD IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:56, archived)
# Two screws serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:57, archived)
# SERIOUS BUISNARD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:00, archived)
# Not enough people say sard.
I say sard daily. Today I am sarding people.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:57, archived)
# Booked your holiday
In Sardinia yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:58, archived)
# I'm sarding Sardinia.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:59, archived)
# tickards are cheap at this time of year
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:01, archived)
# You need to be careful about those cheap flights, they never give you enough sardroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:04, archived)
# OK, I'm prepared to find that funny
what did you think of the gay dinosaur?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:52, archived)
# Funny? Gay dinosaur? What're you going on about guy?
I'm totally serious. Look, completely dead-pan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:55, archived)
# Fairy nuff
I totally can't be arsed to look it up.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:59, archived)
# I found it!



How didn't you see this before?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:19, archived)
# Happy New Year
I tried to leave it as a suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:30, archived)
# Should I Post it as a New Thread?
?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:40, archived)
# again?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:52, archived)
# God, no, man.
Never repost in a new thread. First, they'll bumrape you, then the flaminng. Oh god, the flaming...

Or at least that's how it used to be round here.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 7:33, archived)
# He's only gone and woken the nazis up too!
Well actually the stranger coming into my room coz I must have left my keys in the door when staggering home last night woke me. What a good way to start a new year and decade, kicking the sod out of a intruder.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 7:47, archived)
# Yes yes, we all believe you
you're a big tough guy with an IQ of 190.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 8:13, archived)
# I don't like it when people lie, Gronkpan.
I don't like it one bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# You are Her Majesty The Queen
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 8:15, archived)
# I think it was more Ozzie:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Also
When do we disappear?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 7:04, archived)
# Good call!
West gets a capital W
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:03, archived)
# Neither American nor west coast.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:03, archived)
# Um um PERU
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:05, archived)
# Blame Canada...
?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:08, archived)
# Canada isn't real, silly. It's fictional - like Narnia or Egypt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:12, archived)
# drink yourself a caeser and say that again
I'mma gonna get me a caeser... yum!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:21, archived)
# why dopesn't tesco understand what celery salt is..........
mother fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:46, archived)
# I don't know what celery salt is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:58, archived)
# it's salty combined with powdered celery.
tesco doesn't understand me Mu, I feel awful for them.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:02, archived)
# Why not make your own? Salt, celery and a hammer; you'll be set.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:03, archived)
# i have no celerey.. and some fucker has run of with my fish stock.. all IO've got right noe is a spicy bloody mary :(
I miss canada and it's Clam-ato juice.. clam nectar combined with tomato juice... weirdos... glorious weirdos.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:07, archived)
# Or France
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:33, archived)
# Mostly true.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:37, archived)
# found the swine....
www.b3ta.com/board/9837279

but it think we've covered most of it apart from towards the end...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:51, archived)
# And well deserved it was indeed.
I look forward to bestowing it on you again in this new year.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:55, archived)
# hopefully barry sparrow will bestow humour aponst thee...
also... EIO? it's al i don't understand any more...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:59, archived)
# Typo'ed on the EIEIO bit.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_McDonald_Had_a_Farm
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:08, archived)
# with a terrorist here
and terroist there...

here a terrorist there as terrorist everywhere a terrorist old macdonald had a KABOWIE! tnt SEMTEX o.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:16, archived)
# The logo in the Peru flag is wrong.
The side bars are alright, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:08, archived)
# I gotta say I'm pretty disappointed you're not from peru
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:13, archived)
# Peru would be so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:15, archived)
# Darkest Peru, even better.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:16, archived)
# Sorry.
Will you a t-shirt console you?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:16, archived)
# I'm gonna wear it and I'm gonna pretend it's about you
But deep down I'll be crying
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:17, archived)
# Not Venezuela. Euurrrrmmm, CUBA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:08, archived)
# France.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:08, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYVl6RnXFdc
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:09, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9WSNMKf_Vw
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:10, archived)
# All that work and no magenta cdc.
For shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:13, archived)
# Haha, awful!
Happy New Years, Gramps. Drink a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:14, archived)