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# :D
...maybe it's what goiters really are: Throat babies. This iodine deficiency stuff is just a nonsense.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:27, archived)
# Goitres
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:35, archived)
# i google checked I typed goitres and it turned it to goiters.
I blame the internet.

EDIT: apparently that would be a fine spelling if I'm american. Unfortunately I aint.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)
# Not to worry.
I did spend five years at medical school, 3 years working and the last 12 hours staring up peoples bums.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:40, archived)
# this explains a lot about your animations...
:D
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)
# Are you a proper doctor yet?
Don't worry I don't need an ediagnosis. Right now.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:39, archived)
# I am currently an A+E doctor. I haven't had a day off since Christmas eve :-(
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)
# Better/worse than "psych nights"?
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)
# If you remember, I spent most of my psych nights pissing around on the computer.
Doing A+E I'm lucky if I get a 5 minute break to go and sit in the corner and cry.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:44, archived)
# Oh. What sort of doctor do you want to be eventually?
I may have asked you this already and you may have said GP or that may have been someone else.

I think you want to be: willy surgeon.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)
# I'm a GP trainee
I failed the willy surgeon exams
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:47, archived)
# This is my hero
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:49, archived)
# How long till you're a proper GP?
Will you prefer meeting old people or hypochondriacs?
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:50, archived)
# I will be a fully qualified GP in 3 years.
I will specialise in sick notes for people who don't like their work.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:52, archived)
# Also would you like some antibiotics? I like giving people antibiotics.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:54, archived)
# I'd never turn down antibiotics.
Even if I'm fine they make me more fine, right?
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:59, archived)
# you can put them next to a bottle of yakult and watch them fight.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)
# They're not even sure it IS a baby.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:36, archived)
# Monster ovum.
I think babies should stop as Zygotes. 'Tis a much better word.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)