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# I want one...
unfortunatel;y by the time I get home from work it's far too cold to go outside even for a fag, let alone 5 hours of hard labour like that.

Plus I fell over yesterday ont he ice and my leg hurts... sympathy NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)
# aaaw :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# cheers guys
what made me more angry was the bloke that walked past me whilst I was struggling to get up and didn't even ask if I was alright. he just walked right past me. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# You must live in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:02, archived)
# hahah, are you the bloke that was filmed falling over on the news last night
Some camera crew found the iciest pavement they could find and just sat and waited. Didn't warn anyone, didn't rush to help them up, just sat waiting.

I bet they sold the out takes to You've Been Framed too :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)
# god I hope not... I was soooooo undiginified
fell on my lunchbox, which wasn't as painful as it sounds, but did prevent me busting my hip

EDIT: what utter cunts
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7866402.stm

the 'fun' starts at 0.55"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)
# that daft cow in stilettos!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Round here the snow has really brought out the best in people
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I thought it had round my way too
Lady S walked round the block yesterday to check the road and talked to loads of people.

Me? I fall on my arse and get ignored.

Obviously I need bigger tits
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Neighbours from across the road who haven't said hello in 8 years are suddenly our best friends!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:17, archived)