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[challenge entry] No need to alter Vyvyan here


Mr Basterd was a trainee doctor, surely the very definition of alternative medicine?

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(I helped save b3ta! GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
# I like the Young Ones 10/10.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
# I HOPE NO ONE DRINKS THIS AND TURNS INTO AN AXE-WIELDING HOMICIDAL MANIAC.
OH COCA COLA, SYMBOL OF THE FREE WEST. NNNNNRRRHRHH NNNNN RHRHRHRH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Thank fuck for you, Deodrrrnt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# I'm not really foreign, you know
I just do it to appear more sophisticated
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Hello, pussycat! What you doing in a bucket?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# do you dig graves?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Yeah they're alright, yeah.
Haha fuck I love The Young Ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# *glees*
i'll have to dig them out for another viewing
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Dissolving Doctor body.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:21, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure what's going on here
but I've had very little sleep, and am eating my way through 6 two-week-out-of-date lemon curd tarts, and the sugar doesn't help, so I'm not entirely sure anyway.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:22, archived)
# You are having a good evening, aren't you?
aren't you?Try not to drink the bottle of Fairy though. That will spoil things greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)
# I've got a cup of tea and a blueberry yoghurt as well
It was the only foods I could scrounge from the fridge I could eat. And yes, I'm having a whale of a time :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Proof indeed
that the internets can be used for good not ebil ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:28, archived)
# The internets is all good
isn't it? Don't tell me that, as well as wolfnosepiss, is a lie?!

I've run out of tarts.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Mu is a cheap tart.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:33, archived)
# is he delicious
like only an unwanted flavour of "jam"* in a stale pastry dish can be?


*lemon curd is not jam. It's a fake, unwanted imposter.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Of course it is not jam, otherwise it would be called 'lemon jam'.
Imbecile
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
#
lemon jam marmalade
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# WHAT WAS MY AWESOME INVENTION?
Milkalade.
Marmatoast.
Breadwater.
I forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Marmot toast sounds bleurgh
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# DINGDINGDING.
www.b3ta.com/board/9837965
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# I still like the toast breakfast ceral idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Shredded toast? Toastflakes? Toast Grahams? Cheeritoast?
Frosted lucky toast?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Cheeriporn, cheerighosts, cheerimice and teaths....
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)
# cheeritomatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 1:03, archived)
# I meant jam in the generic 'fruit based spread for toast'
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Oi, that was a one time discount.
My prices are resonable, but not cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Oh noes!
But yes the internets is all good. Yes. Yes it is. And before I get into even more trouble I'm off to beddybies for my speepytimes.


Nighty night lil dawgie :)
Nighty night b3tans everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Night bunny
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Awwwwww!
'night, Bunnywuffles.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
# g'night!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Night night.
Sleep well in the cold, dark loneliness of space.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# nighty night....
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# nighty night, bunnybuns
i'm off to bo-bos myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# I think that image has been
doctored...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Spang.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:25, archived)
# ;)
and to think I nearly rejected it as being too spang-worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
# I'm supposed to write an essay on it, but.. I think I'm just gonna stick it on the bonnet of me car
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# that looked just like a negative reality inversion, didn't it?
g'night, b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)