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# What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the boat?
'Men, get on the boat!'
(Dad Joke, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Did he fuck!
I'm calling shenanigans. He never said that. He was Portuguese, FFS

EDIT: Or Italian. (maybe Spanish, no-one seems sure)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# He was distinctly yorpeean

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# which eye don't you need?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# No eye-dea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# that's it, i'm going to the shop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# An optician fell into the lens grinder
He made a spectacle of himself!
(Dad Joke, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Are you just transcribing from a Gyles Brandreth Joke Book for Kids?
Incidentally, another optician was accused of sexual harassment after a customer said her glasses were falling apart and he offered her a little screw.
However, he was framed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)