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# me too
but only by one teacher. mum only realised i was telling the truth after exams, when the headmaster called her in. i'd got the highest marks in the school, yet my teacher was trying to say i only deserved a C grade! fortunately, the whole 'use it or lose it' thing seems to include intelligence ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)
# I had a couple,
not including the P.E. teachers, who always bully the kids who aren't very good at sports anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# i didn't mind sports
but i wasn't allowed to do them after third year
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# oh
that sounds like bad news :(
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:01, archived)
# nah
the school was being a bit over-cautious as their insurance didn't cover me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# I was once sent to the headmaster
because the English teacher asked me to spell the word "heinous". Unfortunately, the twat pronounced it "anus". Which is what I spelt. Spelled.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Huhuh huhuhuhuh huhuhuhuh you spelled "anus".
Spelt.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)
# That's what the rest of the class said.
Funnily enough
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
# on a similar note,
one time our teacher asked if anyone could think of a professional who doesn't have to retire at 65, and one kid said "a prostitute". It was the most intelligent answer I've ever heard him give, and he got into trouble for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Good answer, but at the age of 65
it may possibly be construed as a hobby, rather than a profession. Funny tho'.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha!
i had a home tutor for a year, she was great! took me to chester with her son. better than the school field trip, we had dinner in a posh french restaurant and got to spend ages in the museum!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:19, archived)
# The zoo was good too, although I haven't been there for years.
I remember experiencing untold glee when a posh woman with a camera got covered in rhino piss.
it wasn't your tutor was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)
# not that i know
but i did get half-chewed banana, coated in monkey spittle, hurled in my face. thus began my lifelong hatred of bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Hardly the banana's fault.
Poor bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)