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# Fuck Fuckety Fuck Fuck. Fuck-a-doodle-doo. Cock. Bastard. Cunty McFuck.


Kestrel Super Strength
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)
# FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
that's pretty damn good, you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Thank you, however I'm having a FuckCuntyBastard moment, which is proving difficult.
I'll be better soon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Worst. Recipe. Ever.
Very nice image though :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# I made a nice Nasi Goreng earlier.
I shall share later. Promise.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)
# With fried egg?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Oh god, yes.
It would rude not to.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# That glass-blowing course you went on payed off, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:44, archived)
#
glass mind
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)
#
mind cock

(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:50, archived)
# *kills*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Oh, c'mon.
That was an open goal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# *nukes from orbit*
*it's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)
# *winks intergalactically*
If it were that easy, young man, I'd have made it illegal or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# You may well be right there...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Candy!
AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Many Thanks, and the whole sort of thing, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Lovely
As ever.
I have yesterday's as a wallpaper.

slight TJ...
SuBo didn't get a Brit Nomination as reported by the beeb
They've used this Getty image
WTF?
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Oh, you're very kind - thank you!
That Getty image is deeply worrying...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:51, archived)
# A whole pile of WTFs, on many levels, in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Well spotted - *edit B|unt* genuine LOL
Sweepstake on time until it's taken down?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)
# ahhhhahhhah
she's shit, the Brit awards are shit, who fucking gives a shit?

: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)
# oh shit! 'Glob Shooting Aardvarks in Space!'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# That well-known Russ Meyer series...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Fuck.
(fails to breathe for a bit too long)

No point bothering to go and watch Avatar now, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# It's about some blue cats which fuck each other or don't or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Classic CBBC territory.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:51, archived)
# "overlong, dramatically two-dimensional, smug and simplistic. It preaches a sermon about our duty towards the preservation of the environment while leaving the biggest trail of carbon footprints since Godzilla trampled New York."
Guardian article - last paragraph
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
# ^ this
with fucking Golden Globes on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)
# I quite enjoyed it, but I pissed
myself with laughter when I read that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)
# It's Pocahantus
With 'Splosions and testosterone.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:43, archived)
# yes so far it looks entirely tedious
maybe that is because I do not have a 3D TV set to truly appreciate the commercials

but for all the hype it looks like shite

kinda like Titanic
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Nice offer.
I'll pass on this occasion. I've already booked the Latvian hookers for tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Ultraslick.
I can't sleep. My body is all achey. Should I take the day off?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Yes!
No Doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Don't speak!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Yes.
Because work is shit. And bad for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:57, archived)
# It's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:57, archived)
# 9 out of 10 disembodied heads nod in syncopated agreement to that plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)
# What is this, Haiti?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# FUCKING VOODOO MAGIC MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Depends.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Even punks have to have a day off, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Damn skippy.
Will have a vid of our gig sometime soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:05, archived)
# This one doesn't.
*EDIT* amusing current sig, btw. Mks me go like wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Sea Tramp, what can you hear right now?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Royal Trux's "Stevie".
*EDIT* and, of course, my own heart straining like the creak of wet ropes rubbing against the decks of a reluctant medieval pirate ship of the undead set on a course for nowhere. But you've already deduced that anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
# Similar to:
The Dead C, Sic Alps and Pussy Galore.

I'm interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
# In what?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)
# Royal Trux.
KEEP UP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)
# I fall behind deliberately, that's how punk rock I am.
I recommend RT's 'Accelerator' and 'Sweet Sixteen'

Also Jonathan Richman's 'Because Her Beauty Is Raw And Wild'.

Mere recommendations. Make of them what you will. But if I was gonna recommend crap, I wouldn't bother typing in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:55, archived)
# Cheers dude, grabbin' Accelerator now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Oh, I should tell you that 'Sweet Sixteen'
was an attempt by a pair of smackheads to get out of a record deal by making a completely unacceptable record. Having said that, it's fucking wikkid.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:16, archived)
# Fucking sold, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:20, archived)
# DIAL M FOR MOTHERFUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)
# still fucking love that album
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0fikUrtTTQ
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:14, archived)
# Well that's rather pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:06, archived)
# *basks in the the gronkpan graciousness*
Why, thank you, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)
# I don't know if I count as young anymore, what with being over 30 and all
but I'll take the compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Younger than me, my fine fellow,
and please do, it's well deserved.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Bear in mind
that he hasn't updated the 'Shitrags' blog for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Well in all fairness there's a half built hotel there now
there's no room for a port-a-loo
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Little do they know it will be known, world-wide, as The Shitrags Hotel.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Woah, I think I understand this one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Could you take some notes,
and gaz them to me...?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# no, sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)