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# Hello from Red Dwarf.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:19, archived)
# I'm going to go out on a limb here and say I don't get it. Don't be alarmed, its happened 82,000 times so far today.
Which might explain the déjà vu.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Can't beat a bit of SMEG
mmm smelly
(JoePesky, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)
# also
the mannequins have no head, the owner of this shop prob went postal with a sword bought from the shop nextdoor when he realised his smegging mistake.
(JoePesky, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)
# No dude
I'm pretty sure this is a clothes store for those recently beheaded.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:51, archived)
# haha
beetlejuice death intro
(JoePesky, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:09, archived)
# Oh classy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)
# I have to ask...
is that real?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:39, archived)
# Yes.
Take on a trip over Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:40, archived)
# Hahahah
fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:40, archived)
# I'm very sorry you had to see Mock the Week. I'm truly sorry for your lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)
# I'm pretty much over it.
The popularity of Jimmy Carr is much more vexing to me, and his hairstyle has done me a lot of emotional violence.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:44, archived)
# I can't make these things go away, Mofaha. I would if I could.
Today is very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)
# It is.
I would do a cry-tears out of my face but I'm too sad.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:46, archived)
# Also:
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jan/23/cctv-sky-police-plan-drones
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:57, archived)
# I might suggest painting the words "I AM NOT A BRAZILIAN" on top of your hat.
Only a matter of time before they are armed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:00, archived)
# You mean
on the top of my Brazilian hat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:06, archived)
# "Great hat, Charlie!"
"Shut up bitch or I'll fucking kill you!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:17, archived)
# Antisocial motorists, ­protesters, agricultural thieves and fly-tippers
bother me more than any theoretical loss of civil liberties ever could
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)
# EODE?
I dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:09, archived)
# YEYE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:11, archived)
# Feckless Criminal Underclass Kit
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:25, archived)