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# I said it was piss but I was joking. I know birds do not piss because I have never been pissed on by a bird.
I have been shat on by a bird though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:26, archived)
# This thread is done..



*tumble weed*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:29, archived)
#
wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_birds_piss
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Yes, they piss.. or don't.
The point was..(sod it).. never mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:34, archived)
# LOOK OK, BIRDS DON'T PISS
Jesus, how are you not understanding this.
en.allexperts.com/q/Birding-1435/birds-urinate.htm
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060814070103AAALCBQ
www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2012/do-birds-pee - ignore this one as it is clearly wrong
wiki.answers.com/Q/When_do_birds_urinate
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)
# they piss in their poo
yes?.. they must have consumed some fucking great Balti to get a short to earth.. are we on track now?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# yep
but they might reach the pole
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:43, archived)
# I guess they should!
You win. I'm glad most birds (even the human kind) don't have a taste for balti.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:47, archived)
# :D
yes the bird in the picture there would have had to have some artistic licence to have popped. and shitting or pissing wouldnt have done it. technically i dont win because the bird is on the wrong sort of pole and goes no where near the pole. and well its late I enjoyed the banter thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:59, archived)
# I used to park under a regular seagull haunt.
Their psshit would have done the job handsomely. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 4:25, archived)
# :O NO! They don't piss. They just poo, K?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:03, archived)
# ostrich
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)
# oh nuts
I was trying to link to the question, "Is it true that homosexual are responsible for global warming?"

but it's been deleted

spoilsports
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)
# I
had believed it was the result of the decline in piracy of the high seas.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# Are they, how?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:43, archived)
# this was on yahoo! answers, results were inconclusive
 
I think they were mostly along the lines of what the fuck are you talking about don't be ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:48, archived)
# Lots of important questions still to be answered.
wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_there_is_ejaculation_for_gay
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:44, archived)
# I can answer the first one - only if you have micropenis.
also here is a related question:
wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_does_your_penis_get_bigger_when_you_look_at_your_sister
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:07, archived)
#
wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_crocodile_talk
:(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:21, archived)
# PMSL!
Looking at these "questions" I haven't been able to stop chuckling like a goon!
(Flaming Badger likes mushrooms, not so much snakes..., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 4:32, archived)
# yeah, it's alright, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:05, archived)
# The only exception is the ostrich, which has a urinary bladder
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)