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# ha! very good.
what I love is that the BBC are carrying a headline 'Apple set to unveil new product'. Which if it were any other company on the planet would not be considered news.

Hopefully that product will be a 9ft totem pole with a carving of Steve Jobs at the top and a special masturbation channel cut into the base.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# WORSHIP YOUR DIGITAL OVERLORD
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# ha!
cue massed ranks of baying fans unbuttoning their flies and kneeling down.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# the apple wank plaque
or iWanque
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# this
would make millions
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# maybe they'll get told off like they did for U2 and Clodpay
but I don't get the fuss, tablet pcs have been around ages. And far better things like the Wacom Cintiq that offer far higher levels of pressure sensitivity www.wacom.com/cintiq/
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# it's hilarious...
yes - tablets were announced at CES as the next big thing in ... 2001 I think. By Bill Gates. He was wrong, but still. This is hardly the robotic soul-slave we all keep waiting for every January.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# BUT IT HAS AN APPLE ON IT
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# i've been a tablet pc user for ages
it'll be nice not being the only tablet user in the village
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:35, archived)