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# wipe clean surface you say? hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
# cutting coke?
there's an iPad app for that :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
# gah ! mind-pissage.
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# as I was posting I was thinking how it would offer grid lines
and recommended lengths :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Closest you'll get...
www.theisnort.com/isnort.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:12, archived)
# haha thats great
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# haha
classy
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Amusing
but the fact that there are people in the world who would pay real money to download an application like that makes me sad and angry.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Why?
You've presumably spent a bunch of money on a computer and you're using it to talk to self-confessed idiots :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
# *bam*
and mofaha knocks it out of the stadium
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I also download ringtones and have signed up to a text service to meet local single girls.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Are these girls ready to CHAT and DATE?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Oh yes!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:47, archived)
# WIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:53, archived)
# yeah
if i had a dollar, i'd buy a third of a pint of beer
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Ch
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:54, archived)
# ee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:55, archived)
# rs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:55, archived)
# ha!
that is fantastic. a very well presented bit of fun with technology.
*runs to app store*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Snorts* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# I'm sure there's an 'app for that'
to help measure out lines
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# haha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I figured the wipe clean surface
would be designed for the iFanboys instant orgasms when they get their hands on one.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# :D
far more likely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# my dentist said if i ate any more apples i'd break my jaw
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Throw them at doctors.
It keeps them away, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# ha! very good.
what I love is that the BBC are carrying a headline "Apple set to unveil new product". Which if it were any other company on the planet would not be considered news.

Hopefully that product will be a 9ft totem pole with a carving of Steve Jobs at the top and a special masturbation channel cut into the base.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# WORSHIP YOUR DIGITAL OVERLORD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# ha!
cue massed ranks of baying fans unbuttoning their flies and kneeling down.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# the apple wank plaque
or iWanque
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# this
would make millions
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# maybe they'll get told off like they did for U2 and Clodpay
but I don't get the fuss, tablet pcs have been around ages. And far better things like the Wacom Cintiq that offer far higher levels of pressure sensitivity www.wacom.com/cintiq/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# it's hilarious...
yes - tablets were announced at CES as the next big thing in ... 2001 I think. By Bill Gates. He was wrong, but still. This is hardly the robotic soul-slave we all keep waiting for every January.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# BUT IT HAS AN APPLE ON IT
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# i've been a tablet pc user for ages
it'll be nice not being the only tablet user in the village
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:35, archived)
# haha she's not doing it right doesn't it always have to be a £20 note?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# i can't wait to try one
for cutting coke on, of course
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:30, archived)