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(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:47, archived)
# 0_0
damn, that looks good!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:50, archived)
# it does
I'm disappointed that the Jambalaya I am eating in my hotel room only seems to be half as big as it was last time I had it.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# it's very rare
that something you've had that was wonderful is quite as good the next time you have it. the only place i know where the food is consistently fabulous is a pub called the blue anchor, a few miles away from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)
# I'm still hungry
and it cost me* £14





*until my expenses
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:08, archived)
# surf and turf £10
bloody gorgeous and no small portions, fnar fnar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:10, archived)
# luckily I ordered 2 pints of stella with it and I have half a bottle of red wine and a miniature of Sailor Jerry
I should see the night through
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
# good plan!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:22, archived)
# and if that doesn't work
I also have paramol*



*I'm not on suicide watch honest
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I would also like to take this opportunity to say
that the Sailor Jerry is the new less sweet liquid.

It's important that I mention that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:24, archived)
# This makes me salivate and nod approvingly!
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)
# this is clever and needs more of a response.
out of consideration I shall post this here:

Casper rides again

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/8484931.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Casper's dead man. D. E. D. DEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Fare dodger!
You've gotta wonder how often he's been sat on by some fat chav mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# so it wasn't hit and run
more 'sit and waddle'?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# *flob. flob. flob. flob...*
That's the sound of bingo-wings.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
# *flaps arms*
no it's not, it's more of a dull thwap sound
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# *fwap-fwap-fwap...*
I'm really not....
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)
# HE"S DEAD MAN, DEAD
GAME OVER MAN
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# nyom
WANT!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
# now I want Thai food EVEN MORE
www.b3ta.com/board/9891410

and it's not even morning tea yet
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:40, archived)
# ahhhhahhhh just saw this in the archive
www.b3ta.com/board/9891410

shit yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:48, archived)