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# yeah I got food 'issues' but you don't see me going on the telly claiming to be addicted to cigarettes and beer
 
..shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
# mmm beer
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:18, archived)
# heh
I've got all three!

2:18am and I'm still struggling with a breakfast of poppadoms, pissed and smoking a roll-up.

GP appointment tomorrow. Urgent, apparently. She's gonna tell me to stop drinking and smoking.

"Isn't it enough that I packed in slitting GPs' throats?" I might tell her, in a jocular way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)
# that should do the trick
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:24, archived)
# If she's a doctor, she probably drinks and smokes, too. Say "I'll stop when you do, Doc" :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:25, archived)
# It ain't easy.
She's young, beautiful and enthusiastic. She winks, touches my arm gently and calls me 'luv', or by my first name.
How on earth does one deal with a GP like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Yeah I had that with a medical, where both the nurse and the doctor were 20-30 yr old hotties.
I somehow managed not to be embarrassed by the whole "testicular exam" talk, where she used the rubber bulb of the stethoscope as a demonstration aid...

What about "but smoking and drinking can be really fun!" ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:37, archived)
# HELLO LADIES, HERE ARE MY BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# There's the correct approach.
How could I have been so blind? I'm doing this tomorrow.
Look out, receptionists! You've got a good and unexpected weekend in store...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:51, archived)
# The medical definition of an alcoholic
is anyone who drinks more than their doctor.
(twattybanjo, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:40, archived)