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[challenge entry] I haz made you quick-and-dirty badge


and by making the first letter lower case, it's a sneaky compo entry (albeit a shit one). Well, if steve jobs can do it, so can I, so fuck you.

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(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:48, archived)
# endowed: small
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Mind if I bung this on my profile?
I lol'd when I was greeted with this
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:50, archived)
# of course you can!
that's why I made it :)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:50, archived)
# I was wondering if someone was gonna make one of these...
I was considering making it earlier but I was feeling lazy
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:07, archived)
# me 2
(herman:D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Haha!
Just logged in to be greeted by this...

Can I have please?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9895500
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Although I cannot take credit for bullying him off b3ta,
i did join in so i'll nab this too :).
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:56, archived)
# feel free :)
no wait! this is the new Apple 'iBulliedcjcypheroffb3taonjanuary28th2010', hence I must charge you $499.99 and laugh IN YOUR FACE when it goes wrong in 2 months.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:01, archived)
# HAHAHA, FUCK!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Enough about cjcypher and your mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:56, archived)
# cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex.
Endowed: small
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:56, archived)
# He's straight you know,
straight.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:00, archived)
# He wasn't given eyes, hair or height. No wonder he was so moody
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:02, archived)
# lol :)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:10, archived)
# cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - teary - eyes, - greasy - hair and is - 3'4" - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex. Endowed: small
Who "always spells his name with a capital CJ" mind you LOL.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:01, archived)
# That was clearly an excuse to escape the truth that he created it
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:08, archived)
# hahaha
Bald, Blind Midgets have rights too you know :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Could you be less funny?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Has anyone got a link to this? I do love a good bit of bullying.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:56, archived)
# There you go
www.b3ta.com/board/9893149
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Cheers. I was hoping for more anger and some proper flouncing.
Still, a win's a win.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Also...
www.b3ta.com/board/9893450
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Bwahahaha, its a good read alright.
Nites all.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:07, archived)
# JackAction from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. JackAction has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex. Endowed: small
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Haha that paragraph could be described as
OH EXPLOITABLE!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:12, archived)
# I think I've missed some b3ta drama
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:00, archived)
# then be enlightened
www.b3ta.com/board/9893149
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Splendid.
This is why I only use this username on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:03, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:04, archived)
# o rly?
google says:

"my other username is a porsche from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. my other username is a porsche has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex. Endowed: small"
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Sorry, this is a typo.
'mail' should read 'male'.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Me too.
For gaylesbiansex.com I use 'greaseymonkey', and for liveanalrupture.com I use 'susieboy'

oh fuck, now you all know.

EDIT: now really nites all
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Really, Susieboy?
Then you'll remember our special night in the Slough Travelodge?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:12, archived)
# ha! I've had you!
nite rory.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)
# I won't fuck with you anymore then ;)
www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=100757
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Haha, wonderful

that's not really bullying though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:24, archived)
# we shall cry for the weak.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:10, archived)
# This makes me want to take up rock climbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:15, archived)
#
take up rock climbing have a big big wank
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:24, archived)
# the man himself, pearoast!
(I helped save b3ta! SaltyDog really..?, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:18, archived)
# yea well done you bunch of trolls
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)