please leave me the secret of how you all managed to escape from the bus
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:09,
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POP QUIZ HOTSHOT...there's a bomb on the bus
what do you do..WHAT DO YOU DO?!
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:13,
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er...well...I suppose you could do that
shitshitshitshitshitshitshit
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:15,
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50 m.p.h.
/or alternatively, get up and not sit next to the local nutter
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:15,
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after dropping the kids at school...
I would defuse it while making a nice casserole and tidying the bus up
cos I'm a girl
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:17,
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cos I'm a girl
ARRRRGHHH!!!! NOT TIDYING!!
look...the point is...I say "WHAT DO YOU DO" in a big scary voice.. Then you drive round and round in circles all day until finally.... BOOM!!!
...er what type of casserole?
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:20,
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...er what type of casserole?
I'd take full responsibility for putting a bomb on the bus
and phone in a coded warning while watching from my webcam....
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:22,
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Oh just great...thanks for that Mr.Helpful...really constructive..
..I plan blowing a bus up..and you're sat on your sofa
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:23,
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continue drinking my coffee/eating the delicious muffin I just purchased before I recieved the phone call, and let someone else deal with it.
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:19,
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...WHAT !! ...oh brilliant... Have you seen the Muffin Man?
Yeah he's over there drinking his coffee
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:24,
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Hope that in the explosion someones wallet is propelled out of the carnage. I will then swiftly deal with the influx of cash by going to the pub and falling over.
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:19,
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