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# please leave me the secret of how you all managed to escape from the bus
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:09, archived)
# whaaaat?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:51, archived)
# POP QUIZ HOTSHOT...there's a bomb on the bus
what do you do..WHAT DO YOU DO?!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:13, archived)
# get off the bus?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# er...well...I suppose you could do that
shitshitshitshitshitshitshit
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Wave as I drive by.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Maybe shout
"sucks to be your ass right now, bus-people."
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:15, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# I don't know why, but this is making me lol.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:21, archived)
# 50 m.p.h.
/or alternatively, get up and not sit next to the local nutter
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:15, archived)
# DING!
1 gold star
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# ... and three points on ya license
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# after dropping the kids at school...
I would defuse it while making a nice casserole and tidying the bus up


cos I'm a girl
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# ARRRRGHHH!!!! NOT TIDYING!!
look...the point is...I say "WHAT DO YOU DO" in a big scary voice.. Then you drive round and round in circles all day until finally.... BOOM!!!

...er what type of casserole?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# I'd take full responsibility for putting a bomb on the bus
and phone in a coded warning while watching from my webcam....
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Watch the explosion on the news from the comfort of my sofa?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Oh just great...thanks for that Mr.Helpful...really constructive..
..I plan blowing a bus up..and you're sat on your sofa
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:23, archived)
# continue drinking my coffee/eating the delicious muffin I just purchased before I recieved the phone call, and let someone else deal with it.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:19, archived)
# ...WHAT !! ...oh brilliant... Have you seen the Muffin Man?
Yeah he's over there drinking his coffee
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Hope that in the explosion someones wallet is propelled out of the carnage. I will then swiftly deal with the influx of cash by going to the pub and falling over.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:19, archived)
# This is incorrect pub-usage. It is recommended to use the cash at the bar to buy drinks BEFORE falling over.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I fully intend on vomiting.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Your licence to pub is hereby restored.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Not on my bus you don't

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:27, archived)
# The Macarena?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# hahhahaha
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:25, archived)
# ...I like it.... not quite the hysteria I'd hoped for..but it'll do
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)