please leave me the secret of how you all managed to escape from the bus
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:09,
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POP QUIZ HOTSHOT...there's a bomb on the bus
what do you do..WHAT DO YOU DO?!
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:13,
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er...well...I suppose you could do that
shitshitshitshitshitshitshit
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:15,
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50 m.p.h.
/or alternatively, get up and not sit next to the local nutter
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:15,
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after dropping the kids at school...
I would defuse it while making a nice casserole and tidying the bus up
cos I'm a girl
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:17,
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cos I'm a girl
ARRRRGHHH!!!! NOT TIDYING!!
look...the point is...I say "WHAT DO YOU DO" in a big scary voice.. Then you drive round and round in circles all day until finally.... BOOM!!!
...er what type of casserole?
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:20,
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...er what type of casserole?
I'd take full responsibility for putting a bomb on the bus
and phone in a coded warning while watching from my webcam....
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:22,
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Oh just great...thanks for that Mr.Helpful...really constructive..
..I plan blowing a bus up..and you're sat on your sofa
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:23,
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continue drinking my coffee/eating the delicious muffin I just purchased before I recieved the phone call, and let someone else deal with it.
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:19,
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...WHAT !! ...oh brilliant... Have you seen the Muffin Man?
Yeah he's over there drinking his coffee
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:24,
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Hope that in the explosion someones wallet is propelled out of the carnage. I will then swiftly deal with the influx of cash by going to the pub and falling over.
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:19,
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This is incorrect pub-usage. It is recommended to use the cash at the bar to buy drinks BEFORE falling over.
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:21,
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...I like it.... not quite the hysteria I'd hoped for..but it'll do
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:26,
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Your pyjamas are sooo 1870.
Get well soon, though! Being stuck in bed is such a downer.
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:14,
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no bed for me
in the kitchen wearing a blanket like a refugee prodding the child into doing homework.
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:20,
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it's very possible
hadn't thought of that
*checks pulse and gender*
no that's not it.
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:24,
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*checks pulse and gender*
no that's not it.
I can see alive people. Are you a people? Check for me quickly.
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:27,
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This is the incorrect amount of some people.
I think you're lying to me.
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:33,
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get well soon
TJ,in other news, my monitor is worse that i thought, all of the text on this page is black, anyone any thoughts on this
www.morgancomputers.co.uk/shop/detail.asp?ProductID=5861&CategoryID=407&SubCategoryID=490
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:23,
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www.morgancomputers.co.uk/shop/detail.asp?ProductID=5861&CategoryID=407&SubCategoryID=490
change it to white?
have missed your other posts so this may not be helpful...
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:27,
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I'm confused. Is the problem with the monitor you are using to view this page on monitors?
Or is it the monitor page itself that is causing problems for the monitor you are viewing it with?
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:29,
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my monitor is dying fast and i need a replacement, but i now nothing about these things
just been having a bit of a clean, room had more dead skin in it than babs windsor's loofah, turned monitor on its side, unplugged, and anow i've got a nasty blue/green shaded bit in the corner, almost as if the colour has all run, it's an oldish 17" dell jobby with a tube which i still rather like, never seen a flat screen that has the richness of colour of a tube but...
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:35,
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Have you moved things around?
I get that colour run if I have my speakers too close to the screen. It's the magnets or something?
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:42,
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