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[challenge entry] we all need to stop sexing so much
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(I helped save b3ta! SaltyDog really..?, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:59, archived)
# and the rubber trees are still trees yeah?
trees = good

:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 18:01, archived)
# this makes a good deal of sense
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Breathe into them and spare the air !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 18:06, archived)
# typos corrected, phew
why do I never notice them until the bloody thing is posted
(I helped save b3ta! SaltyDog really..?, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Only if you are not a scientist.
It's CO2
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Good and all that,
but 1meg? That's gotta be bad for the planet! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 18:08, archived)
# but look at all the edges and smooth fades mmmm
I don't know much about compression, sorcery if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! SaltyDog really..?, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 18:12, archived)
# NEVER!
*sexes unrepentantly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 18:09, archived)
# O_O
*sexes unexpectedly*
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 12 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Were you
watching Charlie Brooker last night by any chance?
(John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 18:33, archived)
# yes
yes I was
(I helped save b3ta! SaltyDog really..?, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 18:38, archived)
# "Abortion
is green"
(John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 18:40, archived)
# The man's a national treasure.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Dam straight!
(John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Some people we know
are eco-worriers to the 'nth degree (if that's the phrase). A few years ago now they put their car into the shop to have it converted to NPG when there was only one company doing this (and selling the stuff) in our area. We saw them walking down the road struggling with heavy shopping and their two small kids and slowed down to offer them a lift.

They refused to step into our BMW as it didn't run on eco friendly fuel and started to lecture us on carbon footprints. This is while we were on the roadside engine still running mind.

Once their car was converted it was nothing but trouble and they had to have it converted back.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Silly berks. I have come to the conclusion that people are morons and b3ta is the only safe place left in the world.
(John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 19:17, archived)
# HOLY SHIT!
I'm still not convince this is not comedy. But I'll stick my neck out anyways. This is exactly what I've been saying for too many years to be comfortable mentioning. FUCK!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjsikRTIX28
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Doug Stanhope
is absolutely right. He's like a modern day Bill Hicks except more drunk. I wish Bill was still with us
:(
(John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 19:18, archived)
# I can't believe it. I'm expecting someont to say it's satire on a very sick person's thoughts.
I just began feeling "normal" again. Yeehaw!

/nonbreeder rant.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 19:35, archived)
# sliders the show about a group of people
who went from one dimension to the next came across a world that has a Utopia based on a lottery euthanasia in the 90's. the idea was lampooned then for being a Hollywood meme dating from the 70's during the "energy crisis". I don't know how far back it does go because I don't care. its just another level of conspiracy based on logic with little accuracy. people don't confront things like this because... that would make a qotw that would have pedants cumming on their keyboards trying to out do themselves with apocalypse theories. however this is possibly the most logical culmination of our demise as a species
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 0:02, archived)