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[challenge entry] I haven't entered a challenge for ages so here goes...

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(McChaff, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:30, archived)
# the dog knows
the dog is sad
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:31, archived)
# no, he's sad because
he was told he had 'star potential', but he's still posing nude in magazines to make ends meet
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:35, archived)
# *votes for this*
:)

Edit: £3.50!?!?!!! Bloody hell, that's expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Free dog inside
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Not in a single issue. They don't work like that
You get the ears in issue 1. Then the tongue. Then the tail. Slowly over the months and years you collect more and more parts until finally you have assembled your very own pet labrador :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Those model vehicle mags are a great way of scamming the innumerate
A quick calculation indicates the Bismarck model would set you back about 300 quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Tell me about it.
I once started a subscription to the Star Trek Fact Files (I know)... £1.99 a week, seemed OK I thought. Little did I know that it would last for FIVE FUCKING YEARS and be full of absolute shite. All I wanted was a definitive episode guide really, which is now widely available on the internets...

Never again.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Which, presumably, one could then shoot?
Or am I not getting this...?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)
# you still haven't
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:32, archived)
# As in...
You need to compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Thanks.
Well spotted.
(McChaff, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:44, archived)
# I would like to buy that magazine
and then shoot your dog. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Your Problems Solved!
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:34, archived)
# This reminds me...
of a sign I saw the other day near Tyneham military base which read: "CAT firing range..."
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 23:35, archived)
# I saw a temporary road sign that said
"Cats eyes removed" I wonder how much they charge for this service?
(McChaff, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)