You get the ears in issue 1. Then the tongue. Then the tail. Slowly over the months and years you collect more and more parts until finally you have assembled your very own pet labrador :)
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:45,
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Those model vehicle mags are a great way of scamming the innumerate
A quick calculation indicates the Bismarck model would set you back about 300 quid.
I once started a subscription to the Star Trek Fact Files (I know)... £1.99 a week, seemed OK I thought. Little did I know that it would last for FIVE FUCKING YEARS and be full of absolute shite. All I wanted was a definitive episode guide really, which is now widely available on the internets...
Never again.
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:06,
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