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# I bet that thing wears out a few dilithium crystals
:D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Why would you run a dildo on warp fuel?
Think of the friction burns man.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:27, archived)
# you'd have space lube innit
plus you never know how many alens turn up and want a go on it
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Unless you're thinking of liquid helium I don't think normal lube would cut it.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:32, archived)
# wouldn't that make everything squeaky?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Squeaky fanny-farts would be hilarious :D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:41, archived)
# it could be harnessed for performance art
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:51, archived)
# I just imagined the Mario theme tune
performed by different women with various levels of helium in their "system"
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:00, archived)
# And freeze you death in under a second.
Seeing as it's about 70 degrees colder than liquid nitrogen.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:45, archived)
# and thus!
3. profit
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:36, archived)
# At least eleventy.
Hello Discomeats :D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:28, archived)
# hello miss!
have you been hiding somehwere?

actually I haven't been on much.

what's happen in the world?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:31, archived)
# 'Miss'? What do you mean 'Miss'?
And I've not been around much either.
I have been spending most of my time over at deviantART and Facebook :P

And I was not aware of a world outside my bedroom.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Oh sorry I have a cold
Continue.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:43, archived)
# drat! my joke ruined!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:50, archived)
# In b4 discomeats :D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:52, archived)
# said the bishop, about the actress
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:54, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:50, archived)
# omg failbook
it'll lead you to naughtyness and stuff

:D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:51, archived)