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[challenge entry] Morning folks

optimized to buggery
and probably not worth the effort anyways ;)
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(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Ha!
Nicely done!
Also, the limit is another 200 kb above your file size...
EMBIGGEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 21 Feb 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Ahh... keep forgetting about that
click for 400k
don't think it makes that much of a difference though

(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Well, it's more legible
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Haha, thas happened to me once

Only instead of guns, they were nachos. And instead of them vaporizing, I ate them. And instead of Gort, there was a lovely lady (in colour) who also ate some nachos.
So there you go. Coincidence? I think not.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 9:11, archived)
# Hahaha
You nut
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Jings & cribbens!
You should be careful who you tell this to :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 9:15, archived)
# There's a place for you...
www.fstdt.com/QuoteArchives.aspx?Archive=2
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 21 Feb 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Oh my...
that's a wonderful link :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 9:39, archived)
# I do like that site.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 21 Feb 2010, 9:59, archived)
# It's a gem
I'm picking random months from the archives and entertaining myself with people like this:



You ever read about the Great Depression? It's coming, and it's going to be the worst in histroy. And faster than you think. It is estimated by avid and expert investors in the Wall Street Journal that the collpase of the economy should hit the U.S. and the world itself by the middle of 2009 at the VERY LATEST.

...

I would really not expect it, but appreciate it if you did some research before responding to this. Get your facts, because I'm only going to ignore troll posts.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)
# The religious part of that site is amazing.
Verbal gymnastics to 'preserve' the infallibility of the Bible, pure hatred from people who bang on about what Jesus wants, the works. The racism part isn't really very funny. As in, there's a lack of lols, just general ignorance and stupidity.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 21 Feb 2010, 10:10, archived)
# hahahahahaha

[In answer to a question as to why there are no water stains in cave walls if there was a global flood]

It's likely the sea stains were erased just after the Tower of Babel. Sea stains are a form of language and it would have been confounded like everything else.

how are they considered language? well they convey meaning and anything (that is everything) conveys meaning in the universe. So it really does not matter if you do the research or not, if sea stains aren't found it's due to CONFOUNDATION not because they were never there.






Thank you for posting this site. I shall enjoy it enormously.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 10:15, archived)
# What the hell?

THE LIKELY SCENARIO WITH HAITI IS EITHER:

1. THE NWO IS IMPLEMENTING A TEST RUN ON THE EFFECTS OF A STARVING POPULATION, POVERTY, GANG DOMINATION OF THE STREETS AND HOW TO MOST EFFICIENTLY CONTROL IT AND ESTABLISH A ‘SAVIOUR’ GOVERNMENT WHILE KEEPING THE POPULATION POOR AND ACQUIESCENT.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 9:40, archived)
#
"It brings with it, it's own gravitational pull, that WILL, change the rotation of our planet, and cause the winds to stop, the waters to stop, and the leaves to be still.
This will last 3 days. Then as the earths rotation changes direction, as the X falls in behind the sun, the water in your toilets will flush exactly opposite."

OH NOES! The leaves will be still and the toilets will flush exactly opposite!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Pffffffft

/out loud
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 10:18, archived)
# jumping jesus

im christian
if we came from apes
how come were not hairy and have a big mouth
and did we end up looking like we do know
and besides
there isnt any serious proof of apes
they showd a video saying an ape was wondering around in the forest
that thing looked exactly like a costume that i had saw at a store
know one ever cought an ape
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Hahahaha there isnt any serious proof of apes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Sometimes when I'm reading this site
I start to worry that I'm just laughing at retarded people.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Late replying to say "brilliant"
because I've spent the last hour on that site!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I have lost all track of time
Thanks to going on that site.
Cheers, b@$#@rd!
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 21 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)
# I was expecting them
to turn into magenta cocks
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Gah!
haven't been around enough lately... losing b3taness :(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Definitely worth the effort
*clicks and glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 11:50, archived)