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# I like to offend people when I cook
(gentleman mongoose the Lion, the Witch & the Robot, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Eugh.
Is that what's in the pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# It's made with love
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:12, archived)
# It looks like it's made FOR man love.
look at that inviting looking hole that's a bit like a chocolate starfish..
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:13, archived)
# gollocks to you too
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Twiglet!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:02, archived)
# *snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:04, archived)
# *rogers*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Now you've learned how to make beans on toats and you're fed up with it
what are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:07, archived)
# being dead funny on here
not showering or wearing trousers
getting up around lunchtime

how's you beeyowtiful?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Ooh you're a dirty layabout!
I'm alright, ta. At the opposite end of the scale from you. Not enough time for arseing around. 'cept today that is. I'm about to go to an audition (singing in a choir) and should be practicing instead of stuffing my face with ice lollies :)
I hope you find suitable employment soon but to fill in time you can always give us some lovely recipes!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:18, archived)
# we've had gollock pie
and tarte tatin on here today, and some homebrew. b3ta's doing alright without me getting all Delia on them.

what kind of choir? Gospel? Ice lollies is good for the throat. probably.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# GOLLOCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:13, archived)
# vvvvvvvvvVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVvvvvvvvvvvvvv

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:20, archived)
# DAWG

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:23, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Dogs with human eyes are funny
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Yes they are.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:36, archived)
# What you say?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:51, archived)
# 801 locks?
that's going to be one chewy pie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:01, archived)
# not if you know someone that can make a bump key
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:02, archived)
# You're cooking bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I'm pretty sure they're gollocks
it's pretty rude to misspell that kind of shit when they've spent all day cooking it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:03, archived)
#
I've yet to met a dutchman who can say a convincing 'bollocks'
(gentleman mongoose the Lion, the Witch & the Robot, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:53, archived)