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# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:01, archived)
# i'd vote for him
if a. he wasnt a tory and B. he looked like that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:02, archived)
# I for one welcome our gurning slaphead overlord.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:05, archived)
# And maybe if he wasn't a smarmy "one of the lads" barsteward
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Did you see him on Tower Block Of Commons?
He's a PRICK.

As a friend put it when "Call me" Dave got elected as Tory leader, "Just as the nation's getting sick to the back teeth of smarmy, arrogant and insincere, over-priviledged public school boys ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:13, archived)
# MMmmmnnnnnn
I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:03, archived)
# That's just awsome!
what have you changed?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Needs a pointy hat, a string of sausages,
a baby, a crocodile and Mrs Punch
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Picky picky picky...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Sorry
*pulls finger out of nose and wipes it on the bottom of the table top*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:07, archived)
# that's the way to do it!
*chases with a crocodile*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Perfect
How's the Jeremy mini-site coming along?
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:08, archived)
# www.jeremytheannoyinghorse.com?
Still working on it*


*Hasn't actually started it yet....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Oooo
Could you include a little bit of code so Jeremy's eyes follow the mouse cursor as you move it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:31, archived)
# :D
Interesting idea.......but beyond my skills.
Do you know anyone who could perform such magic?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:38, archived)
# cr3?
He's kind of the standard answer whenever someone asks about coding websites...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)
#
www.javascriptkit.com/script/script2/xeye.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Heres a flash example
www.tutcity.com/view/eyes-following-mouse-cursor.24354.html
I like Jeremys (seemingly) randomly moving eyes as they are on the homepage; they look madder and more frenetic :)
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Thanks everyone...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:12, archived)
# you can do it all with
javascript, dhtml, AJAX, JSON, codepages, XML, Lotus 1-2-3 and suchlike. Just remember to choose the appropriate product and write the necessary codez
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Ha ha He should have employed you to airbrush his election posters...
I like Lembit....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's all the fault of them Cheeky Girls
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Indeed, in fact he might have
"touched their bums"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Then got a visit from the Teaky Girls
*smack* *club*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# ^this
at least he got a go on one or perhaps both of them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# people stare at me in the scared way, too
but my trousers are not usually wet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Oh dear......
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# haha:DD
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Tip Top Shop sirrah!!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Hallo Ninjybaby!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Hiya Moley!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:24, archived)
# nope
I've been staring at this for ages

I can't see what you've done
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha,
superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# funny :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:19, archived)
# FUKCING HELL!!!!!!!!!!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:28, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:29, archived)