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# First the Robot. Now the Marionette
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# haha
he's reminding me of the guy in this: b3ta.com/links/TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Jesus Cunting Christ
What is that?
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# OHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# I have just passed this on to everyone I know
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# 0_0
what the fuck?????
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# the link gronkpan posted in the thread is funnier
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# oh.
my.
god.

I think I need a lie down.

0_o
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Don't have nightmares, violent crime is very rare
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Not round here it's not.
*shakes fist at Virgin Media failing to install phone line AGAIN*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Virgin Media are total bastards
I'm still waiting for a reply (that they promised in 24 hours) for my enquiry from 2008

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# that is fucking genius
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# careful it gets stuck in your head
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# That's fab!
I think we'll have that at our wedding
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# LALALAALAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# That is flippin awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# He's a lanky strip of piss and no mistake
But he does well for England.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# he's a bit like an animated tree though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# It's like the Forrins don't know how to play against animated trees or something
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# well they 'aven't got 'em over there 'ave they?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# *cough* same height as me *cough*
...and the term is streak of piss if you don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# really?
dos this explain the headwound?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# There is an element of that to it...
But the true origins of barryheadwound lie shrouded in the mists of time...

Actually vaguely related to a post further down the page...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
# are you the tallest b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Dunno - I've never met Riverghost, and apparently he's a bit of a Lurch as well...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
# But how many goals have YOU scored for England?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Goals - none
Quite a prolific wicket taker in my time though...


time imagination
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Can I borrow you to reach the top shelf at Morrisons?
I'm the result of splicing a gnome and a hobbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# a gnobbit?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# A Home
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# roffle
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Loved the explaination last night
about why he's so good for England

"International defenders don't expect him to be able to play football"

Because, you often pick footballers to play for their country for that reason...

I fucking hate ITV's covwerage of football
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I fucking hate ITV
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# ^ this
and Melanie Wells in particular.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# The ITV Online Manager
I'm guessing this is more from personal experience than a hatred based on watching their shit
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)
# You'd be right, squire.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# To be fair, there have been a hatful of previous England players who haven't been able to play football...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Carlton Palmer FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
# ^
*sings*

We've got Carlton Palmer
He smokes marijuana

na-na-naaa-na-na

etc
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)