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# I solemnly swear to fornicate, carouse and insult foreign dignitaries.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Are you Prince Phillip?
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# DAMN YOU CHUTTERS!
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# *Swift like a greased weasel*
or at least a well oiled ferret.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Or a partially lubricated polecat?
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# err...
Would that make you a chutney ferret then?
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I'm fairly certain he hasn't fornicated or caroused in years.
My sister met him and when she said she'd just got back from the Himalayas he replied, "Ah, the Himalayas, eh? Understand its bloody cold there, eh?" Marvellous
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Phil?
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)