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# Don't care like your life depends on it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# meh...



pfft really

EDIT: so has the date been announced, or is it still the worst kept secret in history?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# The spineless one-eyed fool hasn't managed to share the info yet.
Too busy lying to the Chilcott enquiry, probably.

/cynical old bastard blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# There's definitely council elections on May 6th
If that helps. When the General Election comes, I shall be voting for me, so there.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)
# aaaaaah! a refreshing honesty about this candidate!
start as you mean to go on eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I solemnly swear to fornicate, carouse and insult foreign dignitaries.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Are you Prince Phillip?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# DAMN YOU CHUTTERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# *Swift like a greased weasel*
or at least a well oiled ferret.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Or a partially lubricated polecat?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# err...
Would that make you a chutney ferret then?
(iamjthearmeroar, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I'm fairly certain he hasn't fornicated or caroused in years.
My sister met him and when she said she'd just got back from the Himalayas he replied, "Ah, the Himalayas, eh? Understand its bloody cold there, eh?" Marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Phil?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# No!
You're nowhere near lazy enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Lazy people care, they just don't do anything about it
In the Violent Apathy Group (VAG) we're about not caring so hard you burst a blood vessel.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Are you affiliated to the Campaign for Unilateral Nuclear Terror, or CUNT if you will?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# but of course, I'm also an active member in the Futuristic and Lewd Anti Police Society
Funny story, I got an email back from the Government rejecting my petition to rename Michael Aspel "Nuclear Terror Bastard" :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Eh? What? Who? What? Where?!
Wassat?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# *moves to UK*
*gets citizenship*
*votes Tom O'Bedlam*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# You're a forrin eh?
Hmmm, whereabouts? Bongo Bongo land? Or one of those cheese eating smelly types from across the channel eh? Ha ha ha! jolly good show!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# You'll need to speak s-l-o-w-e-r and LOUDER for him to understand
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Just get a peerage instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# zing!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Can't really be bothered...
... BUT I AM REALLY INCENSED ABOUT THE BINS.... THE BIIIINS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Is it YOU who keeps writing the same letter to our Clerk week after week?
*life of a Parish councillor blog*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# ...yes...YES IT IS
*dips quill*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Ha ha they are brilliant!
Without fail each one starts with...
"While I am NOT the kind of person who likes to complain. I feel it is my DUTY to point out the disgraceful state of THE BINS! The bins are a shocking mess, they disgust sane minded people and terrify small children, not to mention the Rats and Badgers!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha!
It must be bad if even the Rats and Badgers are terrified!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Life would be a little bit less fun
without old winers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# our bins needs incense - that's cos the neighbour keeps dumping spare fish in them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Spare Fish?
What is this now?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# The fish are going spare...
...because they are incensed.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Ah, I see*
* Not entirely sure I do see.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
# you know, unused fish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Right. Gotcha.
'Spare' sort of translated in my mind as extra (as in bonus). I suspect I need more coffee to aid my comprehension in such things.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# hippy bins
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Yes indeed.
:)
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I might vote. Then again, I might not.


Ace stuff ToB :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# cheers, I adored your canabalt walker the other day btw
as soon as I saw it I thought, Canabalt, fo sho
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I'm voting for Will Self.
After his masterclass on QT last night.

And as for that bloody nazi Carol fecking Vorderman.... grrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Brigstocke's bit about her is great
"hello, the elderly, I'm carol vorderman, off of countdown, you know me, you know I'm good with numbers, sell us your house and rent it back from us, CAW CAW, let me pick the flesh off your bones, CAW CAW!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# He was ace wasn't he.
And yes, Vorderman is a cunt. As my dad said last night, "she sounds like a fucking working class fish wife! Stupid cow!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I was watching on delay...
So I missed the very start of the show. I had no idea she was such a slavering Daily Fail type. When La Dimbleby later mentioned she was there 'representing the Tory party' all become horribly clear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Aye, she has really lost all credibility.
Well, what credibility one can garner from being a televisual calculator for 20 years.

"I'm Carol Vorderman LOOK AT MY FUCKING L33T MATHS SKILLS! HA! HA! HA! POLITICS! HA! HA! HA! VOTE CAMERON! HA! HA! HA!"

It also fucks me off that she was introduced as a "Broadcaster & Columnist". She's a fucking columnist as much as Coleen Nolan is a fucking political commentator. Bunch of fucking cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)