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[challenge entry] Aquaman the recruiter

From the Superheroes in History challenge. See all 302 entries (closed)

(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:36, archived)
# THE SIGNAL IS: EAT A DICK
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:37, archived)
# AN AQUADICK.
so, looking to make a stupid joke, i find (via wikianswers):

"What is cock in spanish? Word for cock in spanish? French Im spanish suck a cock? Howdo you say cock in spanish? Your cock is waiting in spanish? Can I have your cock in Spanish? What is the spanish word for cock? How do you say spooky cock in spanish? What is you have a big cock in spanish? How do you say suck his cock in spanish? How do you say do you like cock in spanish? How do you say i have a big cock in spanish? How do you say suck my presidential cock bitch in spanish?"
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:50, archived)
# :-D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:44, archived)
# why is his hand made of ice?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:41, archived)
# So he can pretend it's someone else.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:42, archived)
# heh.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:44, archived)
# have no clue
But I think they are trying to make him more useful/masculine. Seriously, if you are in the desert, is Aquaman going to be able to do anything?

Most. Useless. Superhero. Ever.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:44, archived)
# not being a comic book person, i have to say they're all pretty useless.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:46, archived)
# I was never...
into the superheros, always prefered the War is Hell comics.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:48, archived)
# i only have love for
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:56, archived)
# you wouldn't say that if you were drowning.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:08, archived)
# I'd rather lifeguard man
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:12, archived)
# Always good to have a preference
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:36, archived)
#
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(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:47, archived)
# how do you say spooky cock in spanish?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:57, archived)
# i don't know,
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:01, archived)
# some pedro you turned out to be.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:07, archived)
# LOLOLOLOL!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fuck yeah bear
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 6:32, archived)