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# It's the FUTURE
'The greyhound is fitted with a harness that converts its lung movement into mechanical ventilation. The harness is non invasive and uses the dog’s rapid chest movement to pump a bellows that pushes air into the patient’s lungs.
A greyhound brought up in racing kennels usually suffers from separation anxiety after retirement. As an assistance dog, it is constantly connected to its owner by a trache tube and is never left alone.

The treadmill, using a mechanical lure that employs the dog’s previous training, functions as the interface and on/off switch.'
www.revitalcohen.com/index.php?p=15
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:02, archived)
# You left out the best bit. It concludes:
"consequently, the rabbit explodes".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:09, archived)
# Thank god for that
I thought the Russians might be developing cyborg grayhounds. Cheers Tribs, I salute your knowledge of grayhound life support devices. Doesn't it mean if the dog dies, you die too though? You'd need at least two, in case the first one dies. (or two humans in case you died, if you're that way inclined)
(Sexual Chocolate!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:44, archived)
# Hence the fucking rabbit, you fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:51, archived)
# either way, it is very important to do this sort of thing barefoot.
 
for safety.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:54, archived)
# TinEye is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:10, archived)
# I just showed this to the wife
And suggested we hook our rehomed greyhound up thus.

She pointed out that Greyhounds (and I can vouch for this) are very good at going flat out for 15 - 20min after which they like a nice big sleep. This bodes poorly for the patient...

At least they're thinking!
(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:49, archived)
# Maybe
When the dog runs you can breathe normally, and when it stops running you have to go back into the coma. or something.
(Sexual Chocolate!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:02, archived)
# Also
Greyhounds would be very dangerous around rear opening hosptal type garmets.
You would likely die of fright from a wet pointy nose up the arse when you least expect it

Speaking from experience - fright, not the dying bit
(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:15, archived)