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# coming soon?


source image - weird japanese, no idea what was going on but I was searching for jelly babies when this popped up....
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# 'searching for jelly babies'
interesting euphemism...

;-)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)
# I was searching for jelly babies
all over a picture of Winona Ryder.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Oi.
You leave Winny out of this.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Mind the piss
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# You got the mop there?
Ewww, it's got on my shoes :(
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# nicely shopped!
that is so weird
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)
# thank you - I'm learning all the time
now I feel hungry.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# er no
I feel ill now :S


(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Wow, I disappear for 10 minutes and my thread becomes super-massive!
Who'd have thunk it.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# if you stop touching it
it will get smaller again.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
# That'll never do
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Jelly babies.
Yeah right ;p
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)
# or something... wish I could remember
I certainly didn't google "weird japanese head octopus women"

pfft!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# :)
" I certainly didn't google "weird japanese head octopus women".....so far this morning "
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# but I did google some porn
and then had a wank
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# ... is the correct answer!
:D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# but only in some circles



Does b3ta really corrupt absolutely?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Pretty much, yeah.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# yeah
you'd get this:

probably NSFW at all
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# What the hell?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:40, archived)
# if it has no head...
how can it be japanese? Are certain things different that I don't know about?

also:I did just google that and first page had a picture of someone with an octopus up their arse which I won't link because well, just because.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# oh dear lord
you're not joking
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:44, archived)
# very much this
you couldn't make it up!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Oh I've missed him!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
#
*pulls trousers down*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# First hard on of the day!
bbs
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# That's better.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# *passes tissues*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# You may want to reconsider that diet, you know...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I instantly thought 'avatar porn'
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# though a bit of lesbo/fish action would get the board flowing again
I did it so I could learn how to make things blue in ps.

*sticks to excuse*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Whatever dyke!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# have you ever dated a woman?
Cos I have, just to see what it's like.

They are nuts. My ex-gf turned into a stalker!

I prefer men and their man cocks personally.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:44, archived)
# I dated a pistachio once
good snack that was.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# how queer
*click*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:33, archived)
# I came.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)