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# *sigh*
no matter what i try and can't get any of my male friends to grow some handlebars.

spoilsports.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:08, archived)
# lover of the tach eh?
let me introduce you to my friend Hieronymus...
theunusualtimes.net/bio/hieronymus_stone/

/spam
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:10, archived)
# *gasp*
dashing
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:13, archived)
# *applies miracle gro to face*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:17, archived)
# ooh careful...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1569156/Tree-man-who-grew-roots-may-be-cured.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:21, archived)
# i'm not sure miracle grown works that way
unless you're cultivating an experimental cress 'tache
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:22, archived)
# damn
*washes off*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)
# nooo!
think of it! instant garnish for anything you happen to be nibbling on, it could be the future.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# that would be a good image challenge
'grow outrageous facial hair and post a pic'

it would have to be ongoing, like the 're-arrange stuff in shops' one.

although it would be discriminatory, as some of the female b3tans wouldn't be able to take part.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Bonus clicks for timelapse photography
Watch the hair grow in seconds...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:22, archived)
# RELEVANT VIDEO!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ky6vgQfU24
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Goddamnit
I need an adventure
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)
# You'll be seeing all the motorways between here and Budapest soon.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Heh, true
I wish I had the time, money and wherewithal to do something like that guy though
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# I don't think I'd win
how about pubes instead....?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:33, archived)
# please gaz me your competition entry
for judging.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# dinner first.
here's my dad's tash instead

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# is that you wearing it?
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)
# "Sometimes, when Father was late home from work,
we would sneak into his wardrobe and wear one of his moustaches for a short time"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# arf!
what's that from? Python?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Nah
one of my very own
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# 'tis a fine tash
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)