ahaha
I can see it now:
'what the hell happened to our baby's teeth?'
'Oh, I kicked them in because someone from the interweb told me to. Sorry, did the screaming wake you?'
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:38,
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'what the hell happened to our baby's teeth?'
'Oh, I kicked them in because someone from the interweb told me to. Sorry, did the screaming wake you?'
Yeah, that's a fairly typical Sunday morning scene round these parts.
*EDIT*: But here's a tip: you can avoid detection by refraining from screaming while you carry out the job.
(Apologies for forgetting to mention the edit contemporaneously)
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:42,
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(Apologies for forgetting to mention the edit contemporaneously)
pfft
nice edit
edit: the apposite use of the word refraining is what really made it for me
further edit: contemporaneously - one of my favourite words, but so few opportunities to use it, well done
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:46,
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edit: the apposite use of the word refraining is what really made it for me
further edit: contemporaneously - one of my favourite words, but so few opportunities to use it, well done
I think my daughter must be psychic
no sooner was I talking about her than she woke up with a shitty nappy.
spooky or what?
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:57,
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spooky or what?
Wayne Rooney reckons his baby is already an Everton fan.
But babies shitting themselves is not, in my opinion, spooky.
Especially not if dad's taking a run-up with his steel-toecapped boots on.
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 3:01,
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Especially not if dad's taking a run-up with his steel-toecapped boots on.
she doesn't usually shit during the night
but then I'm not usually contemplating kicking her teeth in on her mother's behalf
I hope this isn't being monitored by the anti-bullying helpline
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 3:07,
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I hope this isn't being monitored by the anti-bullying helpline
Official humourlessness is bloody horrible.
Just make one "off-colour" remark at the wrong time... brrr.
*POST-CONTEMPORANEOUS EDIT*: Kicking babies' teeth in would be bad and wrong, I'd say. Just in case there's any doubt out there.
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 3:10,
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*POST-CONTEMPORANEOUS EDIT*: Kicking babies' teeth in would be bad and wrong, I'd say. Just in case there's any doubt out there.
Well, y'know. There's an election coming up.
One must compromise. Principles aren't everything.
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 3:32,
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you must know that famous saying
if you want to win the public vote
then kick that baby in the scrote.
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 3:36,
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then kick that baby in the scrote.