I made this so you don't have to.....
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just remember to get some flowers from the garage on the way there...
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just remember to get some flowers from the garage on the way there...
From the Opposite Films challenge. See all 687 entries (closed)
( , Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:23, archived)
the love bucket?
also: do you live here? You seem to be omnipresent
Any time of day or night 'I wonder who's on b3ta today... oh, smash is here'
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:24,
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Any time of day or night 'I wonder who's on b3ta today... oh, smash is here'
no, the puke bucket :(
i don't live here, i just keep rather erratic hours due to insomnia
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:28,
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Oh god, that sounds like hell.
Being entirely absent is more soothing, surely.
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:31,
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not that i know of
fuck it, i'm going to bed, it's warmer there.
g'night all
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:42,
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g'night all
puke?
I thought I'd pretty much covered every base here.
So, do you tell your husband 'yeah, be there in a bit... just want to do a bit more work'
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:30,
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So, do you tell your husband 'yeah, be there in a bit... just want to do a bit more work'
as i always say
i've had 4 husbands, but none of the fuckers were mine
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:36,
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Just because I'm not posting, doesn't mean I'm not lurking.
I'm pretty sure you said you shared an office with your husband....
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:41,
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I actually got my mum something this year...
yay working...
ironically enough, considering our past relationship, the present in question is a peace lilly.
it's the small things that make life worth while.
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 3:22,
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ironically enough, considering our past relationship, the present in question is a peace lilly.
it's the small things that make life worth while.
If I tried to present this thoughtful masterpiece to my Mum,
she'd kick my fucking teeth in.
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:29,
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I'm hoping that doesn't happen here.
I've made this on behalf of my 9 month old daughter, and she's only got two and a half teeth to get kicked in.
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:33,
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Sounds like quite a swift job.
Barely worth the call-out fee, really. You might be better off doing it yourself.
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:34,
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ahaha
I can see it now:
'what the hell happened to our baby's teeth?'
'Oh, I kicked them in because someone from the interweb told me to. Sorry, did the screaming wake you?'
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:38,
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'what the hell happened to our baby's teeth?'
'Oh, I kicked them in because someone from the interweb told me to. Sorry, did the screaming wake you?'
Yeah, that's a fairly typical Sunday morning scene round these parts.
*EDIT*: But here's a tip: you can avoid detection by refraining from screaming while you carry out the job.
(Apologies for forgetting to mention the edit contemporaneously)
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:42,
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(Apologies for forgetting to mention the edit contemporaneously)
pfft
nice edit
edit: the apposite use of the word refraining is what really made it for me
further edit: contemporaneously - one of my favourite words, but so few opportunities to use it, well done
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:46,
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edit: the apposite use of the word refraining is what really made it for me
further edit: contemporaneously - one of my favourite words, but so few opportunities to use it, well done
I think my daughter must be psychic
no sooner was I talking about her than she woke up with a shitty nappy.
spooky or what?
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:57,
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spooky or what?
Wayne Rooney reckons his baby is already an Everton fan.
But babies shitting themselves is not, in my opinion, spooky.
Especially not if dad's taking a run-up with his steel-toecapped boots on.
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 3:01,
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Especially not if dad's taking a run-up with his steel-toecapped boots on.
she doesn't usually shit during the night
but then I'm not usually contemplating kicking her teeth in on her mother's behalf
I hope this isn't being monitored by the anti-bullying helpline
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 3:07,
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I hope this isn't being monitored by the anti-bullying helpline
Official humourlessness is bloody horrible.
Just make one "off-colour" remark at the wrong time... brrr.
*POST-CONTEMPORANEOUS EDIT*: Kicking babies' teeth in would be bad and wrong, I'd say. Just in case there's any doubt out there.
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 3:10,
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*POST-CONTEMPORANEOUS EDIT*: Kicking babies' teeth in would be bad and wrong, I'd say. Just in case there's any doubt out there.
Well, y'know. There's an election coming up.
One must compromise. Principles aren't everything.
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 3:32,
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you must know that famous saying
if you want to win the public vote
then kick that baby in the scrote.
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 3:36,
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then kick that baby in the scrote.
My baby's teeth aren't in her scrote.
She doesn't have a scrote.
Should I take her to the doctor?
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 3:40,
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Should I take her to the doctor?
After you've kicked her fucking teef in, yeah.
Otherwise, you can probably rest assured she's a girl and leave it at that.
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 3:47,
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btw
If anyone does use this, can you gaz me so that I know?
cheers
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Sun 14 Mar 2010, 2:31,
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cheers