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[challenge entry] Quick and dirty (and shirley bindun?)


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Morning felllow b3tans. How are you all?

From the Opposite Films challenge. See all 687 entries (closed)

(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)
# oh god they're talking about crusty sex onThis Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# what, using a french baguette as a dildo?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Zut Alors!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# avec jambon a fromage
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# there are so many questions to this
but I don't want to know any of the answers....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# hungover
and i haven't seen this done before
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# arf!
Although Kim Cattrall has reminded me.. I had to sit through Sex and the City: The Movie at the weekend. Fucking hell that was painful
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# you have my deepest sympathy
i wouldn't watch that shite if you paid me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# it wasn't so much the complete lack of plot or the simpering acting..
It was more the hijacking of feminism, as if endless shopping for fucking handbags represents female empowerment.

Meh, not my problem I s'pose
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:27, archived)
# any woman who wants to emulate those old slappers
has some serious inferiority issues
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# man alive
i heard that the ending of that film is a big bomb going off and Arnie saving the world?
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Haha!
*points and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# hehe
This is why I come to b3ta, for the support :D

I owed the missus a girlie film, we watched the original of The Grudge the other week
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
even my missus isn't thrilled by the prospect of the sequel this summer.

She loves the show, but even she said "Why the fuck are they making another film?"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# $$$$$$$$$$$$$
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Surely
'To explore through reductionist theory the complex interplay and social mores of an morally significant group of individuals based in a North American metropolitan area' ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:40, archived)
# ^^ this
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I am jolly excited.
I did £200 at the weekend on photography gear.

After debating whether or not to get a 50mm/f1.8 portrait or a 75-300mm/f4-5.6 zoom lens, in the end I decided to get both, and a polarising filter for the zoom.

To counteract my guilt at spending such on myself, I am having a CD player and a copy of Black Rebel Motorcycle Club sent to my 10yo nephews.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# don't feel guilty about spending cash on yourself!
and its well worth the money :D
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha... simple and excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# how so fast?!?!
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# It's one he prepared earlier
He KNEW you were going to post that...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Scaramanga......
he's....he's in my mind???
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# everything is better with a bit of shatner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)