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# You jest, shirley.
I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# I hate to do this to you or anyone else, but:
"In April 2009, it was revealed that Universal had acquired the rights to Drop Dead Fred and are working on a remake of the movie, with British comedian Russell Brand playing the title role. "

from wiki
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# I am frowning.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Since when was he a comedian?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# since he edited Wikipedia to say so
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# since he called up andrew sachs and told he was screwing his granddaughter
that was a HILARIOUS jape.

oh, and reading from newspapers never gets old. He's a comical genius.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# *Shoots self through skull*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Hopefully this means he's due to have a quadbike accident,
suffer brain damage and fall out of the public eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)
# No! D:
How much wronger could it get?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
# They contracted John Candy's ashes as Fred's love interest


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
# it is getting worse.
how about a prequel to John Carpenter's The Thing, that focuses on McReady's brother who just happened to be at the norwegian camp?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# *facepalm*
I knew about the prequel, but Macready's brother?

Did he have amnesia about his sibling also being on the world's most desolate continent?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
# This could be a challenge
"Remakes and sequels that should never, ever be made"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# can you imagine how many lurkers/noobs will log in to post unshopped posters of Indy Jones Crystal Skull?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)