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# Hopefully this is the right size and won't upset people at work...
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)
# My entire family were brutally murdered by someone who looked a bit like Rik Mayall
You insensitive bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
#
take justice in knowing that he's now hanging in this picture
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# I knew a guy that looked like rick and hung himself
theres an optimisation thing somewhere around I wouldnt worry about the comments on here, some people are a bit intollerant of newbies, just call them cunts and have a hissy fit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
#
yeah i've noticed that no matter what you put on here someone always has to have a paddy, do people not just laugh anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:40, archived)
# stranglewank!
well, it looks like a cum face.....
(AMadDayYes, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Stranglewank!
Now that's a good name for a band!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
# I'm a big fan of Suicide Handjob
(stolen from Wonderella)
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# I used to be in a band called Peggy Suicide
and that was a considerably better name than the previous band; Walking Abortion.
(AMadDayYes, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# At least they sound a little more hardcore
Than The Stingray Priests.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Oh?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Haha!
Fastest spang in the west!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)
# hmm, I recognise that name
*furrows brow*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Peggy Suicide?
Album by Julian Cope perhaps?
(AMadDayYes, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
#
It took me a couple of minutes while waiting for the missus, it was mostly done on paint and I think it's alright for a laugh, it aint winning any Bafta's or anything but come on it's funny
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
# isn't this another film they are remaking?
Bloody hollywood....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:54, archived)
# You jest, shirley.
I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# I hate to do this to you or anyone else, but:
"In April 2009, it was revealed that Universal had acquired the rights to Drop Dead Fred and are working on a remake of the movie, with British comedian Russell Brand playing the title role. "

from wiki
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# I am frowning.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Since when was he a comedian?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# since he edited Wikipedia to say so
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# since he called up andrew sachs and told he was screwing his granddaughter
that was a HILARIOUS jape.

oh, and reading from newspapers never gets old. He's a comical genius.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# *Shoots self through skull*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Hopefully this means he's due to have a quadbike accident,
suffer brain damage and fall out of the public eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)
# No! D:
How much wronger could it get?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
# They contracted John Candy's ashes as Fred's love interest


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
# it is getting worse.
how about a prequel to John Carpenter's The Thing, that focuses on McReady's brother who just happened to be at the norwegian camp?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# *facepalm*
I knew about the prequel, but Macready's brother?

Did he have amnesia about his sibling also being on the world's most desolate continent?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
# This could be a challenge
"Remakes and sequels that should never, ever be made"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# can you imagine how many lurkers/noobs will log in to post unshopped posters of Indy Jones Crystal Skull?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# is it troll night?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:54, archived)
# I'll have you know that's my wife you're talking abou......
Oh, I see what you mean, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# *pushes billygoat gruff off a bridge*
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# No. But this is:
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)
# how is this trolling?
it's just a bit big, if Dino was an established member it would go un-noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
# The way established members do it is split into several images.
So a cursory rightclickproperties won't notice. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:32, archived)
# hmmm must remember that
I think sometimes people are a bit harse on newbies
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Harsh on newbies? b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
# ok point taken
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:54, archived)
#
which would you rather have, one spot on picture a year or hundreds of alright pictures that make you laugh everyday? your choice
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:41, archived)
# massively oversized yet artifacted image
smacks of someone trying to be an arse.

and I told Butterts off earlier for posting oversized images so you can stand down from the hypocrisy box
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:59, archived)
#
right, someone tell me what an acceptable size is then because, as I am not a fooking B3ta legend who's been doing this for years, I don't know how you folk do your pics, instead of having a little tantrum about it, give me some constructive critisism so I can do it better next time, is it too difficult for someone to be a little decent on the internet or does it pay to be a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:44, archived)
# read the FAQ, its what its there for and has all the info you need
you should have received a message when you signed up telling you about it.

Some of your previous posts have been massive with people suggesting you read the FAQ, the fact that you haven't done so when people have been polite suggests you are trolling.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 7:41, archived)