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# The 'W' is what you get if you 'Tickle' the 'Gland'


No 'shopping I'm afraid but I had to share this...
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)
# TJ : Convenient timing?
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2902475/Samantha-Cameron-is-pregnant.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:29, archived)
# yea great timing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Does that mean the slogan will be
"I've fucked my wife. Now to do the whole country!"
Po-lol-itics.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:39, archived)
# She looks
like she has a bendy head
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# that was my first thought
my second was, what dopey fucking wants a PM with a newborn, the man will act rationally.

and he's still a wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# i'm sure they got in the phallic logo awards in newsletters wayback.

also, what rubbish typography, shirley the bridge should ahve a capital 'B'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# I had seen the wakefield logo in the phallic logo awards
But this was an ad a week or so back, and I couldn't believe they had put an advert out with not only a spunking cock logo, but references to 'Tickling cock' and 'gland' as well. I'm sure the person that approved this must be a b3tard. And stop calling me 'Shirley'.
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)