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[challenge entry] Ceiling Jack is all work and no play.

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(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:03, archived)
# but does it make him a dull boy?
IT'S CHANGED! THE TIME HAS CHANGED!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Not on my pc :O
What's going on? D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:05, archived)
# It has on mine.
But not on b3ta or my phone.
Who do I trust?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:06, archived)
# Also, near the top.
GODDAMN IT SOOSHI TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Your AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:16, archived)
# He's been babbling at me about something he wants me to do, for almost two hours now.
But won't actually give me any information about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:18, archived)
# Give him your AIDS
He told me. In the same way that people in the Bible thought God told them stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:19, archived)
# He set your shrubs on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:21, archived)
# burning bush
fnarr, ack ack, etc
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:22, archived)
# b3ta is ahead of the game
my P.C and telly still say 2.06
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:06, archived)
# No, b3ta is behind. As usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:07, archived)
# this is messing with my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:08, archived)
# it went from 1 to 2
I'm pretending I watched something shit that lasted an hour, like loose women. Another hour of my life I won't get back.
(JoePesky, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:14, archived)
# still better than actually watching loose women
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:16, archived)
# coma for an hour beats loose women for an hour
Obviously I'd prefer to change channel in the grand scheme of things
(JoePesky, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:18, archived)
# Loose women generally induces the coma for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:20, archived)
# I was pimped while I was in a coma years back
Loose women bring back memories
(JoePesky, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:22, archived)
# You lost an hour of the clock, not of time.
You won't actually die an hour earlier than you would have if the clocks hadn't move.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:19, archived)
# I live for the moment
(JoePesky, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:20, archived)
# Wait, no that is the new time.
B3ta is slow. The clocks went forwards.
Fucking farmer cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:07, archived)
# i'm confused now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Your telly is right.
Telly is always right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:10, archived)
# and wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Just go to London and look at Big Ben
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)
# no
i dislike london
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:14, archived)
# What? has it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:06, archived)
# Oh on the computer it has, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:06, archived)
# it has on here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Other way around.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:07, archived)
# b3ta changes when the Merkins do
So it will be wrong for a few weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:10, archived)
# Americans changed two weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:12, archived)
# I am actually shaking.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:14, archived)
# i don't really mind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:14, archived)
# this is a complex metaphor.
it describes both the idea that jack nicholson's acting skills are considered useless, antique and/or no longer relevant, so they have been relegated to the attic along with old, broken christmas decorations and worn-out clothing that no longer fits or is fashionable, and the separate concept that he's a dirty old man who shamelessly watches people wank.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:21, archived)
# that reminds me...
Dennis Hopper has the cancer. Better start getting the tributes ready now....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:26, archived)
# well, not all cancers kill immediately.
trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:34, archived)
# I agree.
This is exactly what went through my mind when I made the image.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:32, archived)
# I READ YOUR THOUGHTS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:34, archived)
# GET OUT :(
There's barely enough room for all the lesbians in here as it is!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:36, archived)
# haha, i just hatched a lemonparty tumour in your frontal lobe.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Oh great.
What are you doing in there? There's shit all over the walls! :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:44, archived)
# now i've got a masai family in there smoking cigars.
sorry about the flies.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 2:59, archived)