Mark Kermode killing Claudia Winkleman and hosting Film 2010 on a throne made from her corpse
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:58,
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While I'm not sure what a Claudia Winkleman is.....Having "I-hate-everything-look-at-my-smug-smile-I'm-an-expert-you-know" Kermode would be just as big a disaster
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:01,
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a Claudia Winkleman is a small wizened chinese transexual
monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:03,
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*secretly hopes this is true* The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:04,
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That's clearly one of the issuesshe's one of these brainless, faceless blonde whatsits, who's considered a bit sexy and has hosted a few TV shows.
This somehow qualifies as an 'expert' on the ONLY film programme on the BBC.
In fairness, I've always quite liked her, to be honest, as a TV presenter. But not as a film expert.
She does the Oscars coverage on SKY and it's cringe-wrthy when she shows up how little she actually knows.
I hear they want Fearne Cotton to take over on match of the day next season.
(This somehow qualifies as an 'expert' on the ONLY film programme on the BBC.
In fairness, I've always quite liked her, to be honest, as a TV presenter. But not as a film expert.
She does the Oscars coverage on SKY and it's cringe-wrthy when she shows up how little she actually knows.
I hear they want Fearne Cotton to take over on match of the day next season.
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:04,
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That's odd, I heard Fearne was getting Question Time
zoldergoose,
Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:05,
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Ye gods - the thought alone!But, frankly not beyond the bounds of possibility...
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:07,
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she's not blonde...but pretty much this^
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:19,
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