
only the ones who are just plain abusive get on the list.
but it's nearly 3am. So it stands to reason that the aussies have arrived and that accounts for 99% of the cunts here.
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but it's nearly 3am. So it stands to reason that the aussies have arrived and that accounts for 99% of the cunts here.

you are not Australian enough.
I know, here's a job for you. Do a woman;'s job and be a librarian in a shithole on the other side of the world. That must be satisfying :)
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Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:48,
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I know, here's a job for you. Do a woman;'s job and be a librarian in a shithole on the other side of the world. That must be satisfying :)

if you want to live on an island with no culture and a massive drug problem you can be in the Isle of Man in and hour or two ;)
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Why not find a firm that does stewards for events. You get to see a few concerts a week and a football match every Saturday. Did some of that myself many moons ago in Manchester ( but for the concerts and freebies more than anything. Although there was a certain satisfaction throwing idiots back in their seats at the Nynex Arena )
There are plenty of jobs you can do. No need to start as partner in a firm ;)
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There are plenty of jobs you can do. No need to start as partner in a firm ;)

Like shit loads of just shitty jobs, but nothing yet.
It's a right pain in the arse.
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Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:08,
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It's a right pain in the arse.

(general geographical location )
My friend owns a national agency in the construction and related trade industry. If you are not a total invalid I might get you a name and number for a local office.
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Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:14,
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My friend owns a national agency in the construction and related trade industry. If you are not a total invalid I might get you a name and number for a local office.

All trade jobs, even labourer require some gay CCS card or something
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and for no money. It's a good idea to have one actually. Go into the job centre or CAB and tell them you want a CSCS so that you can do general site labour. Do it man. Even if I were still trading and had a job for you, you'd still have to have that now or I could not pay you.
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It's meant to be about safety and competence but it's actually a government scheme to stop people getting paid in the hand.
www.cscs.uk.com/RunScript.asp?p=ASP\Pg0.asp
it's worth having and if you need skills and certificates ( there are many, even using a ladder needs certification now ) just get into the job centre and make them work for you finding placement on courses. That's their fucking job after all.
edit:// you know the score, asp links don't work, copy paste the link for the site.
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Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:28,
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www.cscs.uk.com/RunScript.asp?p=ASP\Pg0.asp
it's worth having and if you need skills and certificates ( there are many, even using a ladder needs certification now ) just get into the job centre and make them work for you finding placement on courses. That's their fucking job after all.
edit:// you know the score, asp links don't work, copy paste the link for the site.

I've gotta go to the benefit office tomorrow and the bank to see if they'll extend my overdraft so my rent can come out.
Wish me luck!
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Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:30,
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Wish me luck!

But you are at the benefit office. Ask to see someone and tell them you want to go on courses and get a cscs card, at my expense ;)
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or just a New Zealander? ( which is twice as bad )
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