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[challenge entry] Does a snail count as an animal?


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Should have done whale ... though a whale probably doesn't count as one either. And hidden it some where. or just not done one at all and just gone to bed.

Sorry.

From the Remaking Films With Animals challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

(Puckish, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Rodney Python and the Holy Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# hole fuck you say?
see my profile!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Nice theft of my background colour you DOUCHE! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Didn't you steal it from cockweasle or Gronkpan or someone?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# No!
I did not! I INVENTED THAT COLOUR!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
#
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# I believe my profile is older than his!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# You would say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Yeah, the truth,
I would say that! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# shirley its a special club
we all have secret rings that not everyone can see
*hang on that came out wrong*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# You make me sick!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Oh man, me and Redsushi are appalled!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# I am also appalled
and in danger of saying a naughty word.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Sexlicious?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# POONUGGET!
I said one on your behalf.

Are parties breaking out in your area tonight after Terreblanche?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Do what? Is he brown bread?
I've been at the Cape Town Jazz festival so haven't heard a thing.
It would be a shame if he were dead. He was a great one to have a laugh at. I don't know anyone who took him seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Yep, dead.
Found dead in his bed apparently, hacked to death by "the black man" I want to be outraged, but happy is a much easier emotion.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Hey, Ttssattsr!
You're too agressive! I hate that! I hate it so much that I might have to PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# I'M A PRETTY LITTLE DAFFODIL, YOU FUCKING OAF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Awesome!
I spend half my time punching daffodils anyway! You'll just be another statistic!

Hey Sam, is it sad that I am obsessed with 30 seconds to mars?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# I'm not angry with you, I'm just disappointed.
Well not disappointed. Disgusted.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Really?
They are fucking ace! Not as good as My Vitriol, granted, but still pretty good!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# You're such a girl, Nancy.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# I am gonna go and cry now and then
suck off my boyfriend. I am so like Amy the Emo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Ttssattsr's Lion is better!
You're a moron!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Fate! Up against the windhill!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Lions are hypermagic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:43, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 1:17, archived)
# LYEN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 1:49, archived)
# Hehehe
The jaunty halo sets it off
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# It's so cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Aw thanks...
Don't be fooled though, he is full of snaily wrath.
(Puckish, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)
# *sprinkles slug pellets around bed*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Braw!
Now do The Holy Quail.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Do more Tunnocks boy you prick!
B3ta has been so shit since you stopped contributing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Yeah, Duke
You are missed.
Edit: And Soosh, don't be rude to him. He's a Duke you know. Of Prunes and, I suspect, other laxativey fruit things too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Dates are shit!
And he is too!

Along with Andrew McDavies podmind Thor!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Hello
How's business?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
# It's great thanks
but getting a bit too big for me to manage.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)
# I'll prick your face if you're not careful.
I had to get a proper job and now I'm using fecking linux now an nothing fecking works properly (GIMP is a big pile og shite), I miss the old Tunnocks boy, when I get windows back I promise I'll make a new yin.

Now go and get me another tin of Guinness.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
# So you no longer work with ... erm what was his name?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Red nose dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:43, archived)
# I may have to punch you in the gob you know
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Freddie MacGraw
him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Not him
His wife used to make him salads for lunch and he'd eat chips with them or something.
Jimmy was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)