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# before he ran onstage at the Brits he was going to cut his hand off with a chainsaw
only jimmy cauty talked him out of it at the last minuete
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 12:09, archived)
# I thought that said
'jimmy cranky' for a moment...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 12:12, archived)
# He sounds like
prime interviewee material to me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 12:13, archived)
# He's burnt a million pounds with Jimmy Cauty too
btw :) On a remote Scottish Island (Jura)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Chainsaw
Naaah. He wasn't gonna chop his hand off. He was gonna chainsaw up a dead sheep on stage and throw 3 gallons of blood over the audience. Extreme Noise Terror talked him out of it. Sir Georg Solti walked out halfway through the set, he wasn't impressed with Drummond's screaming (personally I think the heavy machine-gun scared him). The sheep turned up later on the doorstep of the Savoy with a sign round its neck reading "I died for you". Top night that.
(Jezzywezzy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 13:46, archived)