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# bumjazz robotic stylists have a new album out. cockweasle, why didn't you tell us?


click for a good hard biggering.

in other news, i'll be vanishing from the internet again soon when i have more surgery. june 8 is the set date but it could happen sooner if i fall over or a date opens up due to cancellation. i'll be more metal than flesh soon.

in other other news, my war on craigslist continues as the site refuses to address bestiality ads. they don't reply to my emails any longer, and i've begun contacting different police branches. a media contact is wavering on helping but apparently the story is less fascinating than celebrity idiot moment 1265838. todays ad that needs flagging (please do, no pics to scare you): toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/cas/1682343651.html

edit: the bastards at craigslist finally removed the ad. i first emailed them over three hours ago and it took that long for them to do anything. i want to destroy their site. i will pay to have it done.

i'm getting sick of humans.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
# you're only getting sick of humans
because you're becoming a cyborg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# no, i hate us because we are a vile blight.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)
# another good reason
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# This album got some really mixed reviews.
I think it's the inevitable backlash after their acclaimed first album.
What part of you are they replacing this time? Do I want to know?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# you illiterate hogball, this is the first ep!
the stupid record company just re-used the graphics from it for the 2nd release so they could save on artist's fees.

my other knee is going to be metal too. fuck i hate this planet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# The thing is...
...the phrase 'I've got metal knees' sounds fucking great. I imagine it won't be, though. Good luck with it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# aahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:19, archived)
# MIRTH.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
# GIRTH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)
# DARTH
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)
# GARTH
spotify:track:2l6hKoBksOkDo2mXDFmZBd
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# more machine than man
twisted and evil
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# june's a way away
more leg work? you'll be like steve austin soon
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Craigslist is
always has been and always will be a vile waste of bandwidth where the dregs of society congregate to further their base depravity.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# have you stopped posting ypur requests for goat based fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)
# I think maybe he got banned from that site, too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# I said base depravity.
not harmless goat-fondling.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# there's somthing about that moosetache that i can't quite put my finger on?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# well done.
I was expecting worse. In fact I probably have one of those hats at the bottom of a wardrobe ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
# i'm still waiting for my special easter egg photo.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# I've given up
modelling for Cadbury now that the damn Yanks have taken over!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)
# I remember you!
Ullo sexy! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)
# haha.
hello old chap. How are you both?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Jolly good fank U,
just off to bed methinks, chat later bro!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:36, archived)
# Hey Postbear
Good luck with the installation of your hyper-alloy combat chassis. Hurry back once you're fully equipped. The humans here need keeping in check.

(And BRS can't be any weirder than the sounds that are coming from my radio at the moment.)
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# goodluck with your battlecock™ implant
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# we must destroy you before you can bring skynet online.
die you cyborg bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)
# good luck
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
# ah good luck to you
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)