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# Ha ha, MATHS.
Edit: You have altered the image to be factually correct, therefore I retract my initial mocking comment and hope we can forget this ever happened and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# We just need a troll to turn up
to receive about ten times the amount of attention'you fail' posts than any normal post to get there

I predict with all my learned wisdom... sometime on Monday, 11:38

WHEN I CAN NO LONGER VIEW B3TA AT WORK BECAUSE ALL THE MIRRORS ARE GONE (barnesey, sickrik, etc)

So I hope it's a good moment :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Only about 600 to go,
Smash could manage that by herself in a couple of hours, so I doubt it will be as late as monday.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# when you say i could manage 600 in a couple of hours
you're talking about posts, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Hur hur hur
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# I reckon I could do six hundred shots of beer in a couple of hours.
Actually, not really. A friend of mine told me that 100 shots in an hour is called a 'Centurion'. They used to do it at university and apparently it's really difficult. Though she went to Cambridge, so the jury's out on how tough it really is.

But, you know, I'd attempt six Centurions in a row if it were free.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
# i wish i could still drink like that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# i rather put those shots all together in pints and have a relaxing evening at my own pace
drinking games are just a touch desperate
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# I completely agree.
But that's what I said to her - I reckon a shot of beer per minute is sort of the speed I'd drink anyway. She claimed that that's what everyone thinks and it gets on top of you.

We spiralled off into the whole Cool Hand Luke thing. I mean, I reckon I could eat 50 boiled eggs in an hour, piece of piss. Though having said that, once you're there with the eggs I imagine it's a different proposition altogether.

And fuck me, if I don't like eggs and beer. I'm vegetarian. It's pretty much all I've got. That and being a sanctimonous cunt, obviously. That's just mandatory.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# I once drank a bottle of scotch
in under 15 minutes for a bet. I can not begin to tell you how ill-advised that was. I won the bet but feared I might die.
I hallucinated dogs biting my face.

But.. I was already drunk when I took the bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Everything seems so much easier when you're already drunk.
Driving, operating industrial machinery, formulating business plans with complete strangers, stuff like that.

Seriously though, I'm amazed you're still alive. Actually, you might be dead right now. Though if this were heaven it'd be pretty shit. Not that heaven's real, of course. But let's not get into all that. Nobody needs theology this early on a Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# haha.
Is that a double bluff to get me off on one of my theological rants? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha, no.
Probably best to leave it. You'll type and type and type and then get no reply and it'll be all wasted. Unless you have a bank of pre-written cacophonous tirades about how organised religion is a massive cunt and cause for a whole load of shit in the world that doesn't really need to happen to paste.

In which case have a preempted 'I like this'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)
# i'm sure
they did the boiled eggs thing on mythbusters.
it didn't go well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# They did it on Jackass too.
There was much vomiting. Egg vomiting. Imagine puking up a semi-omelette. Cooked at 37 degrees for about a minute. Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# oh shit, i remember that
it made me puke, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Yeah, I reckon tonights gayshift will get it.
SCREW YOU, DAYSHIFT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# *^Points at capital letters*
The prospect is looking ghastly, a whole Friday without lashings of b3ta now and then; I am fucked :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# I have a 1gbit server in Paris
if some clever cunt tells me what to do I may be able to mirror b3ta if required.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# It's not even moments in the hour these these days, I am genuinely very busy
Just being blocked is an affront
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# i did some maths
and (POSTS SINCE THE BEGINNING OF BOARD / NUMBER OF DAYS SINCE THEN) / 24 = 132 posts an hour.

Factor in it's a saturday and that people will bump the number to increase their chances of claiming the holy 10m post, and that I've had a couple of shandies and am impressed i'm still awake, I'd say it's happening this very morning.

That, and Smash Monkey is on so its possible in the next hour or so if you just put your minds to it.

If I hit the 10m post, i'm reposting in it just because it would fuck prodigy69 RIGHT OFF D:
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# why does everyone think it's going to be me?
i'm not even top of the stats board, damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)
# whoa whoa, slow down there
give someone else a chance to post ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# fine
i'm going to make a cup of tea anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# i hate midnight tea
it's not what it ought to be
if only because i'll wake up at half three
needing a really massive wee.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
#
It has to be you, it has to be you
I wandered around, and finally found
The somebody who
Could make me be true,
And could make me be blue
And even be glad, just to be sad
Thinking of you
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# that's rather sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)